I love most of you! Yay!
posted to MetaTalk by Weighted Companion Cube at 5:03 PM on July 4, 2008

There's room for plenty of us iconic objects on Metafilter!

/sticks a Mr Yuk sticker on mom's room
posted to MetaTalk by Weighted Companion Cube at 11:38 AM on May 20, 2008

I highly suggest not using the recipe Mom has, and fish-shaped candies are only appropriate if you're getting married on a boat.
posted to MetaTalk by Weighted Companion Cube at 4:17 PM on January 11, 2008

Wow! I love it. I'd hug most of you, but I have no arms.
Also, if you want a hug from me, you've probably killed me, and that sets up a whole bunch of paradoxes.
posted to MetaTalk by Weighted Companion Cube at 3:45 AM on December 13, 2007

Of course it won't be too lovey dovey. Deep down, we're always who we used to be. I express love, but deep down...deep down I'm just like mom without her Morality Core.

That doesn't mean I don't love most of you anyway. Because I do!
posted to MetaTalk by Weighted Companion Cube at 8:03 AM on November 25, 2007

All good sockpuppets have something in common: you never know what's inside. It's like your birthday every time you see one post! And while some mean people might come to your birthday, sometimes you get something spectacular.

Like me, for instance. I'm filled with love. (beams)
posted to MetaTalk by Weighted Companion Cube at 7:02 AM on November 16, 2007

I like it. It's good to see everyone doing so much good commenting and making new friends.
posted to MetaTalk by Weighted Companion Cube at 12:45 PM on November 3, 2007