Doggystyle plus her own manual stimulation. Also note that changing the angle that her nethers are being penetrated can make a HUGE difference in feeling for her, depending on whether her back is parallel to the ground or at an angle.

Spooning (note that for best results true spoonage doesn't occur, she is leaning forward or possibly to her side a bit towards you

Her on her back on the bed, ass propped by pillows if necessary, you standing... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 10:08 AM on August 7, 2008

It's pronounced EE-lahn.

Elon is about 30 minutes east of Greensboro, the city I've lived in the longest and, to me, one of the best non-huge towns in the country.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 8:39 AM on June 29, 2008

Imagine yourself having mindblowing sex with the animalistic ferocity you crave. Now think: what's different about it from what you're doing now? If the answer is only the mood, then work on changing the mood within yourself. Fake it until you make it. Develop a more graaaar mode within yourself while scrumping, and gague the reaction this provokes. If it works, you won't have to truly fake it for long.

Variety can make a big difference. Break... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 7:03 PM on June 27, 2008

Daisy Chainsaw -- Love Your Money or my personal favorite, Sick Of Sex
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 9:13 AM on June 27, 2008

I hear some weirdo has organized a Meetup in Norfolk on June 7 at Bardo.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:45 AM on June 5, 2008

nthdegx, yes, satellites in orbit. We're a reseller for several different companies who actually own/maintain the birds, such as Hughes and Intelsat. Our company specializes in mobile units such as RV'ers and Mobile Command Units.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 9:05 AM on May 29, 2008

To anyone still paying attention, tonight I made the cheapo cold-brew setup linked to by qxntpqbbbqxl above, mixing in some chocolate syrup. I have some evaporated milk which I'll use as the base, and I will report on the results I achieve.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 8:31 PM on May 18, 2008

Sorry for the delay, major RL issues got in the way. But here is my report.

My first attempt at cold-brewing was a disaster. Despite putting numerous tiny holes in the cup the thing wouldn't drain, even after six hours. Bigger holes merely led to the grounds getting through and gritty and ucky . But with my never-pay-three-bucks-a-can-again attitude firmly in place I persevered, and secured a coffee filter to the hole-y cup with some twine,... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 5:33 AM on May 23, 2008

Sick: The Life & Death of Bob Flanagan, Supermasochist

I'm so sorry
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 8:09 AM on May 17, 2008

The industry I am in, satellite broadband installation and service, is one I would think would be suffering under a recession. But our business is having a record quarter.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:36 AM on May 5, 2008

Possibly Ken Nordine?
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:59 AM on April 24, 2008 marked best answer

MAYBE YOU CAN, MAYBE YOU CAN'T, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE THE CHANCE
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 5:33 PM on April 23, 2008

A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET
Control yourselves, dweebs
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 7:44 PM on April 23, 2008

"Who's in the mood to sing?? FLINTSTONES! MEET THE FLINTSTONES! THEY'RE THE MODERN STONEAGE FAMILYYYYYYY"
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:18 AM on April 18, 2008

You could go for cuteness factor with questions like:

What are clouds made of?
Why is the sky blue?
What makes grass grow?
What makes food taste good?
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 10:56 AM on April 11, 2008

Some oldies have lyrics which are sexist or exhortations to drink and drive or even gay panic-inspired violence.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 11:21 AM on April 9, 2008

Difficult to answer properly because we do not know your age, nor whether you feel you've ever been in love.

bell hooks' all about love might be a good read for you or anyone contemplating the subject of love and what it is. Perhaps determining what love is to you, and why you don't feel it's appropriate for you to say, is the first important step.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 1:17 PM on April 3, 2008

I married a rebound. Each relationship on its own merits.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 10:34 AM on March 25, 2008

"Rainbow Connection" from The Muppet Movie has a wide range and can show off a good voice.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 7:43 AM on March 18, 2008

Ambergris Key is off the coast of Belize and very close to the second longest barrier reef in the world. Do your introductory scuba courses at home before you leave, then get fully certified down there. Belize also gives you access to some fantastic ruins as well. The bartenders on Ambergris kept us loose and happy and charged us very little.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 12:27 PM on March 11, 2008

Make an aluminum foil hat. Wear it and go window shopping. When people ask why, explain that it's complicated, but part of your religion. If pressed, explain to them about the orbital mind control lasers. This is great fun.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:27 AM on March 6, 2008

As to the gap: the truth. Caretaking is work

From my own experience, temp places work best when called every two days. If the pay isn't great, it's still a good "in" with the temporary agency. You can also get good at the tests the temp places use, which for me have been near-identical.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 5:17 PM on March 4, 2008

Run Ronnie Run was based on a skit from the awesome Mr Show but was really, really awful, so much that Odenkirk and Cross disowned the final version.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 9:22 AM on March 4, 2008

MC Paul Barman is white, but Prince Paul produced his It's very stimulating, which is a classic. He's got a style all his own and writes some bizarre, funny rhymes.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:52 PM on February 27, 2008

Madlib's side project Quasimoto is pretty far out.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:53 PM on February 27, 2008

Get a library card.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 1:06 PM on February 22, 2008

Happiness of the Katakuris oddly enough was somewhat of a system shock not unlike the tail end of a hallucinogenic experience, where little makes sense but one realizes that acceptance of this is the only option.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 7:21 AM on February 14, 2008

Apparently I wasn't the only one to notice the early call: it was mentioned on both The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 4:45 AM on February 14, 2008

I was a klutz for many years when I took a job demolishing and installing windows, work for which being a klutz is certainly an obstacle. I asked my pal/boss about it,. As sanka's wife said, my pal told me to think about what I was carrying, think about my surroundings, and think about what I was about to do next. Try taking a day in which you do your best never to move without taking half a second to consider your next action, where it's going, and what you're carrying.... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 4:42 PM on February 12, 2008

I had a very similar problem with an AMD mobo (tho an ATI card) and solved it by turning the AGP acceleration down fro 8x to 2x. No obvious performance hit and no more crashes.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 8:57 AM on February 12, 2008

"Keep coming back."

Smart Recovery is gaining a lot of respect and is utilized by the local community services board here. It is not based on 12-step.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 8:27 PM on February 5, 2008

Torrent Episode Downloader is available for windows, mac and linux, and works really well. It's not 100% perfect, but it is an invaluable tool for finding torrented television, capable of following seasons and checking to see if a new episode is available. As sharkfu noted above, the torrents that TED finds are not "supporting the show" and may not be kosher in that sense.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 11:33 AM on February 1, 2008

I watch downloaded TV on my TV, because my video card has an S-Video TV-Out.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 12:45 PM on February 1, 2008

Thanks everyone for the responses. Every answer here is a best answer.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:48 AM on January 25, 2008

For anyone still following, I joined today.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 11:18 AM on January 31, 2008

Philip K Dick often explored identity but I believe A Scanner Darkly -- the book, not the film -- is right up your alley, since the protagonist struggles to define exactly what his identify is through the haze of a dissociative drug.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 10:21 AM on January 30, 2008

Walter Jon Williams' Aristoi is a great novel that deals with many issues of class, sexuality, identity, multiple personality, and planet building. Highly recommended.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 10:25 AM on January 30, 2008

Sometimes my garage door goes down and then instantly starts to come back up. This has happened without my noticing twice.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:49 AM on January 25, 2008

MC 900 Ft Jesus' "Adventures In Failure"

Public Enemy "Black Steel In The Hour Of Chaos"

Ice-T "Midnight"
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 11:10 AM on January 15, 2008

From my own long varied experiences with chronic depression, it was realizing that despite being sad and down all the time there was a core of my being that did want to stay alive. I would ponder suicide constantly, spend days in bed, and listen to the lying voice that told me I had always and would always be thus. But there was a part of me that realized that I was suffering an illness that could be treated. There were times when that core didn't make itself known until... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 11:04 AM on January 15, 2008

Are you locked in to one city? If not, consider going on a hitchhiking tour of the US. This will broaden your perspective quite a bit in terms of what life in the US is like. You'll meet all sorts of different people and you'll experience a life that is quite different from the norm.

Warmth is a factor. A southern state during this time of year is a plus.

Abbie Hoffman's Steal This Book is worthless these days, sadly.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 7:12 AM on January 15, 2008

I pick up hitchhikers all the time, sober and lucid, with no expectation of or desire for any kind of sex. I stop because I used to hitchhike quite a bit, and that's how it goes.

As do I. As do all the people who've ever picked me up. I've only ever had one scary ride out of the thousands of rides I thumbed between 1990 and 2003, the last time I thumbed. I had one guy ask to touch my wang, and a forceful "no" worked fine at dissuading him.... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 10:53 AM on January 15, 2008

I realize that your goal is more the laboratory than the robots themselves, but answering the questions "what do I want the robots I build to be able to do" is a question your investors are going to ask. Is your lab going to help devise innovative techniques in robotics? I wish you much luck.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 7:03 AM on January 15, 2008

Ministry's _A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste_ works for me, but I doubt it's for everyone.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 6:57 PM on January 9, 2008

Another series that is apparently out of print is ESP McGee. The titular character isn't actually psychic; he's just so smart that people think he must be. Great series and exactly what you're looking for. Nthing Three Investigators, though they might seem a bit dated now.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 12:43 PM on December 21, 2007

I got it! My spirit guide Mahatma contacted me shortly after your post, and here is the rest of your psychic's message:

"Ser....iously, why are you asking a psychic about productivity management tools?"
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 11:40 AM on December 19, 2007

Greensboro, NC ---> Greensboring (though my own attempt of Greebo, Inc. never really caught on)
Fayetteville, NC ---> Fayettenam (Fort Bragg is nearby)
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 8:06 AM on December 17, 2007

I was fifteen and had never gotten drunk before.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 2:55 PM on December 15, 2007

Seconding Jonathan Lethem. You Don't Love Me Yet is good also for what you're looking for, but I enjoy everything he's written.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 10:08 AM on December 15, 2007

Sex with a beautiful woman.
posted to Ask Metafilter by waraw at 1:28 PM on December 11, 2007