You're not going to beat me up, are you?
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 11:38 AM on July 6, 2008

I dreamed of hugging once. Once.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 3:53 PM on July 6, 2008

piercedpenisfilter. catfilter. shouldieatthisstufffilter.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 4:36 PM on July 3, 2008

I HAVE NO FACE AND I MUST TWEET
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 1:55 PM on June 30, 2008

What BB said. That, exactly.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 8:09 PM on June 27, 2008

Ok since Malor hasn't appeared yet and the suspense is killing me I will stand in and provide Malor's response.


OH YEAH???
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 8:37 PM on June 27, 2008

I prefer to think of my favorites as validations of my right to exist.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 6:07 AM on June 24, 2008

There's BB, running his mouse again.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 5:29 PM on June 5, 2008

fewer jerks, hopefully.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 7:40 PM on June 5, 2008

oh no you di'int!
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 8:10 PM on May 29, 2008

Yeah, sorry.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 11:24 AM on June 5, 2008

Since it looks like this is about to drop off the front page, let's set a date. I'm going to arbitrarily pick Saturday June 7 at 7:00pm at Bardo.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 12:39 PM on March 28, 2008

Thanks to the seventeen people who've memailed me saying they're coming but want it to be a surprise!
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 4:01 AM on April 1, 2008

This weekend! yay!
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 6:21 PM on June 3, 2008

Called.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 10:45 AM on June 5, 2008

As a six fingered man I hear that Inigo Montoya shit a lot. Gets old. On the other hand my fencing skills have drastically improved, by necessity.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 10:21 AM on June 5, 2008

Furry orgies in Baltimore? I am so there.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 8:23 AM on June 5, 2008

Could someone please describe in text with as much detail as possible the pictures in question? I'm sick of fake latin in my templates and this would go perfectly. Extra points if you somehow work in the word "pecunious." TIA
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 6:41 PM on June 4, 2008

I am woman, hear me roar.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 8:06 AM on June 4, 2008

Damn this thread. Now I have the theme from the Neverending Story on repeat in my brain. Over and over and over: "NEVERENDING STOORRRRYYYYY, ahahaaaaah, ahahaaaaah ahahaaaaah" Now I need a powerdrill.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 6:26 AM on June 3, 2008

I'd probably hit that.

I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!!
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 7:53 PM on May 29, 2008

vodka and Arizona kiwi strawberry, why do you ask
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 8:07 PM on May 29, 2008

I can't hear you Obama
But I can hardly wait
oh To vote and to cheer you, Obama
Oh, I just can't snark away
In the heat and the steam of the Mefi
Ooh, it's got me posting and I just can't brake
So say you'll hope me, Obama
'Cause it's getting so hard, ooh
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 3:16 PM on May 29, 2008

evetsteve
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 5:59 AM on May 29, 2008

Were I still in college I'd think the classes could be more interesting after huffing some gasoline. But as is obvious, I lack class.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 9:38 AM on May 27, 2008

I think it was askme I posted about my really cool fedora, and its inability to get me strings-free sex.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 11:50 AM on May 23, 2008

Tanks roll into Charleston, West Virginia. From gun turrets American soldiers fire indiscriminantly into the crowd. A mefite fpp's a youtube entry of the event, and another cries "outragefilter."
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 11:58 PM on May 19, 2008

Bat sobber.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 4:00 AM on May 17, 2008

The usual result was me looking like an ass and a bunch of members disagreeing with me and a little while later I'd realize I messed up and apologize.

Link?
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 4:02 PM on May 7, 2008

Obviously there needs to be an additional option on the Add Contact page for "Pity."
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 8:01 PM on May 5, 2008

Do the cats' brains explode?
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 10:52 AM on May 2, 2008

I find random to be somewhat fun -- this post has a zen koan like quality to it -- but in various side tangents I discovered that cortex has over 1,000 comments mysteriously missing from the archives. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 11:34 AM on April 30, 2008

Odd. At the time of posting, there was a discrepancy of about a thousand comments. Honest. New math or no. However, now the discrepancy seems down to about 13. Which itself is significant.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 12:38 PM on April 30, 2008

So what do you list them as if you want in their pants?
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 2:53 PM on April 21, 2008

eh, posting in a post you think is lame that the post is lame is lame, so nyahh.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 4:38 PM on April 17, 2008

SURFING IN THE RAIN
WITH HIS HEAD HUNG LOW
COULDN'T GET A UID, IT WAS A SOLD OUT SHOW
HEARD THE SNARK OF THE CROWD
HE COULD PICTURE THE SCENE
PUT HIS BROWSER ON THE BLUE
AND LIKE A DISTANT SCREAM
HE READ ONE QUONSAR
JUST BLEW HIM AWAY
SAW FLAGS IN HIS EYES
AND THE VERY NEXT DAY
SENT A PAYPAL'D FIVE BUCKS
TO PORTLAND OH-ARR
DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 8:47 AM on April 18, 2008

D&D Online, people.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 12:58 PM on April 17, 2008

Don't try to fill out a lame post with wikipedia links.

Someone somewhere will likely think your post sucks. Deal.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 4:05 PM on April 15, 2008

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|  V  |

  

can be read as "I'm in," "I'm down," etc
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 7:47 PM on April 14, 2008

No, but it might blink.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 7:34 PM on April 14, 2008

The last thing Winona mailed me was a copy of the restraining order.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 6:33 AM on April 11, 2008

All those terms are problematic, actually. "Available" makes people sound like taxis. Yup, I'm available - just hop in and we'll start the meter running, baby!

I prefer to think of myself as a rear-facing Donald Duck quarter ride.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 9:09 AM on April 11, 2008

Minotaur vs. Centaur.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 5:23 AM on April 10, 2008

Preemptive deletion. Any post dealing with free speech, butter eating, gun control/concealed weapons, spousal abuse, abortion, Apple, the end of I Am Legend, religion, circumcision, SUV's, pancakes, declawing your cats, obesity, politics, philosophy questions, fedoras, Jeopardy, philanthropy, Pepsi Blue, politics, cheap cameras, faltering relationships, possible illegality, portobellas, sock puppetry, boyzone, bear costume porn, biased and/or over-moderation, the IMG tag, SLYTP, cracked.com,... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 9:05 AM on April 9, 2008

Entropy. Murphy's. Diminishing Returns. etc etc.
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 8:03 AM on April 8, 2008

I heard a quick way to bannination was to have a username containing a sex act. Some people are real jerks, y'know?
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 2:25 PM on April 4, 2008

Yeah, but there's nothing in my tags about my laterally curved penis? Oh.




Kidding!
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 11:41 AM on April 2, 2008

Am I the only one who welcomes our new popcorn off my lawn wendell, EVAR?
posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 4:00 AM on April 1, 2008

How do I get to the center of a booby trapped pyramid maze?

I'm at the base of a pyramid, and there is something earth-destroying in the pyramid, like an ancient God-like evil. I have to work my way through the booby trapped maze of the pyramid to reach the evil before it awakes. Time is a factor. TIA
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posted to MetaTalk by waraw at 11:08 AM on March 31, 2008