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MeFi post: Literal Videos
Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video?

The implication of this statement sickens me. Good thing the video caused me great mirth.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 2:16 PM on October 6, 2008

MeFi post: Polka Power Digitized for Your Protection
A mere three days ago, the wife and I were visiting the Japanese garden in Ft. Worth, singing "I kissed a koi, and I liked it".

Pity she doesn't normally go for the parodies.

The taste of its slimy fish-lips.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:28 PM on October 3, 2008

MeFi post: Crap - I only made $15B last year
I misread $15B as $158 and thought "That's really not very much."
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 10:53 AM on September 26, 2008

MeFi post: Let's see if we can't get that up on the Internet.
You can start it! I'll end it for ya! SO ... SO ... SO ... there you have it.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:16 PM on September 24, 2008

MeFi post: "No, Miss Vega. Consider the Black Box theory!"
What an interesting blog post. This "Tom's Album," I must have it.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 9:04 AM on September 24, 2008

MeFi post: Hue test.
It wouldn't score my test - it gave me a password dialog box and an error. I went back, and clicked Score Test again without doing the test, and it gave me results, so I went back and completed the test again. It gave me a password dialog box and an error. Fuck.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:50 PM on September 17, 2008

MeFi post: Do you believe in me?
That delivery would bring William Shatner to his knees with tears of joy.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 10:03 AM on September 11, 2008

MeFi post: A damn fine cup of free entertainment.
I love this. Maybe it's time to finally rip my gold box set dvds and watch these on the train.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 2:18 PM on September 10, 2008

MeFi post: Surname Surfin' Sur-prises
Yeah, I'm wondering about the recency of the data - the third-highest ranked town for my uncommon surname is a city that none of us have lived in for over 5 years.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:26 PM on September 10, 2008

MeFi post: The Birth of the Ipod
rigging up desktop PCs to their car stereo systems

During high school, my friends and I recorded a few original and parody songs. We uploaded them to a previous incarnation of mp3.com under the band name "Bring Up the Bob". One of the songs was called Traffic Jam, and a user left a review that said "If you're listening to this on a linux-box hooked into your car stereo while stuck in traffic... don't."

(Un?... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 7:55 AM on September 10, 2008

MeFi post: A day in the park
looks like two dueling mechanical penises.

Shades of Tetsuo?
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 7:21 AM on September 10, 2008

MeFi post: "Survivor: Extremophile Edition" Results Show
I'm a 'tard for tardigrades!

Ok, not really. Just wanted to say 'tard.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:57 PM on September 9, 2008

MeFi post: Free Clip Art
FETC labels clip-art
doodad, doodad
descriptions that aren't too smart
oh, the doodad day

I apologize for this horrible Camptown Races parody. Just blame scruss for drawing my attention to the doodads.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 2:03 PM on September 5, 2008

MeFi post: Frustrating Flash Friday
I can only see one solution to the dice game. I played this earlier in the week, but I went back just now to look again, and I just can't see any other way for it to work.

Also, the red/yellow rectangle puzzle was one I had to refer to the walkthrough to get. I tells you "what" to do, but now "how," so at least I still had to figure something out on my own there.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:54 PM on September 5, 2008

MeFi post: Cale/Jackson '08!
I can only ironically suggest The Flaming Lips' Yeah Yeah Yeah Song, but as long as I'm bringing it up, I'd like to mention how simultaneously sad and hilarious I find it that the song, basically about being the greediest bastard you could be, keeps showing up as the background music in television commercials.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 9:45 AM on September 5, 2008

MeFi post: Palin Part II
You didn't fool me, but you still win.

Award: One(1) Internets.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:49 PM on September 4, 2008

MeFi post: I Apocalypse Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Ok, I'll admit that when I first started I thought this was incredibly stupid, but then something just clicked. Every one seemed like gold, no matter how stupid. I can't even read this thread right now from having trouble containing my laughter.

My favorite:
Killer Klowns From Outer Space + The Killer =
The Killer Klowns From Outer Space
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 12:18 PM on September 3, 2008

MeFi post: The sharks are just jealous of our ice cream
Did anyone else follow the "Day in Pictures" link below the comments? I WANT GIGA PUDDING!
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 12:07 PM on September 3, 2008

MeFi post: Diddy needs oil
Y'all need to get versed on black policies, and youth policies.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:08 PM on September 2, 2008

MeFi post: Sexy People
Sure, some of these people look kind of goofy, either because of their dress or just because they look goofy, but I think most of us have these types of pictures hidden away somewhere. Lord knows I do.

This wasn't captured in a portrait, but the summer before starting high school I managed to lose my glasses in the ocean. Being poor, my family couldn't afford to replace them, so when school started up in the fall I was still wearing my prescription sunglasses full-time.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 8:05 AM on August 27, 2008

MeFi post: The Archive, Still Unsold
How do you even listen to that much music?
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:49 PM on August 20, 2008

MeFi post: Emily brings us out of the Uncanny Valley
You saw the grey demon-like face, right, bhnyc?
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 11:11 AM on August 20, 2008

MeFi post: God-like powers, at last
Glad I'm not the only one encountering difficulty problems.

*shakes fist at level 8*
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 1:09 PM on August 15, 2008

MeFi post: Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yeah, BK!
This dude was on Inside Edition yesterday, saying something like "Well, looking back, maybe it was a bad idea."
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 11:37 AM on August 13, 2008

MeFi post: The Tombs of Asciiroth
Looks like LotRD II. Too bad I can't play it from here, and I'll probably forget about it by the time I get home.

Wait, Recent Activity will remind me! If I'm not too lazy...
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 2:29 PM on August 8, 2008

MeFi post: It doesn't matter if you're black or white
I can't get it to load. Sounds like fun, anyway. I'll definitely try again later.

I guess, for now, it's back to Amorphous+.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 11:24 AM on August 8, 2008

MeFi post: Calling King
Mom. Mom moooooom mom mom moooom mom? MOM?! Mom mom mom moom mooooom mom! Mooooooom, mom mom mooooom mom. MOM!
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 8:59 AM on August 1, 2008

MeFi post: China's No. 1 Internet TV station
love on the dusty streets of the big BJ

If the BJ's dusty, she's doing it wrong.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 12:29 PM on July 31, 2008

MeFi post: Batman and Joker care about your safety.
The presentation feels a little flat, but I have to admit that the "I'm proud of you" at the end of Taking Time For Play got me.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 11:02 AM on July 31, 2008

MeFi post: Nintendo Entertainment System Hacks.
Watching the video for the NES belt buckle link, I noticed two things that make me suspicious. First, there's a big jump cut from the guy walking up to the television, and actually playing SMB. Second, there is some sprite flicker going on with some of the goombas. While I can never ever remember seeing sprite flicker when playing SMB on my childhood NES, I distinctly recall downloading SMB for the Wii and wondering why random sprites would flicker. Granted, I've never played an original NES... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 12:06 PM on July 29, 2008

MeFi post: I think I like Natalie Portman more now.
Your infidelity annihilates my ever-loving heart.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 8:41 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Green Jelly
YO, WOLF-FACE, I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 8:06 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Sushi Go Round
This is like that cake-making game, but with sushi. I didn't have the patience to play past the first day, though.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 9:22 AM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: You are beautiful.
...as beautiful as the sun?
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 8:16 AM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: Fonts Personified.
Wide Latin is my hero.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 10:28 AM on July 22, 2008

MeFi post: Baby's First Internet
Are you talking about some kind of... I don't know... filter?
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 8:59 AM on July 22, 2008

MeFi post: Old dangerous playground equipment.
‘It was so bad, they [the hospital staffers] thought he'd been electrocuted,’

More likely, they thought he recieved electric shock. I imagine the kid was screaming or crying in pain, and the last thing they would mistake him for was dead.

I know it's a stupid semantic quibble, but fuck does it bug me.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 2:28 PM on July 21, 2008

MeFi post: The Taco Bell Dana Carvey Show
Just another fan of the Mt. Dew sketch checking in. I, too, have been quoting it for years.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 12:01 PM on July 21, 2008

MeFi post: Feel like a dork for humming the Superman theme? Now you can SING IT.
I can appreciate what the guy's doing, but the only video I could sit all the way through was the non-singing Batman one. The rest were way too grating for me.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 10:09 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: Watchmen Trailer is Up. It's not good.
Who watches the watchmen?

My bet is most of us here.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 9:51 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: I'M AWSOME
I learned a valuable lesson today - faces can be misspelled.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 8:45 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: "That kid at your door with a magazine order form will tell you a story -- part sad, part hopeful."
The summer after I graduated high school, a couple of kids selling magazines came to my door one afternoon. After I declined their sales pitch, they tried to recruit me into joining the magazine crew instead. All of the stories I've read about these crews over the past few years make me really glad I declined that pitch as well, maybe even more than glad than declining to purchase the magazine subscriptions.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 8:08 AM on July 18, 2008

MeFi post: Nintendo's E3 Keynote Largey A Dissapointment, Says Internets.
Wii game for the "hardcore"/"core gamer"/whatever you people are calling yourselves now: Madworld.

Me, I'm just a gamer, and am willing to try damn near anything, as long as it's fun.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 10:05 AM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: I really want to be Batman
They call him Batman because Batshit-Crazy Man is too long.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 10:20 AM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: C is for Cookie that's good enough for me
and the terribly misguided bacon-topped variety

An impossiblity. Nothing bacon-topped could possibly be misguided.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 10:05 AM on July 16, 2008
That's what I get for failing to preview.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 10:05 AM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: "iPhone and iPod Touch wallpapers for the rest of us."
Dave Faris
I'm perfectly happy with my iTouch. However, I bought it expressly for watching movies and listening to music on my bus/train commute. I already have a perfectly good phone that I use for talking, and didn't want the additional data plan expense. I do use the wifi at home to check my email or do quick web stuff if the pc is turned off or is in use by the wife.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 8:49 AM on July 7, 2008

MeFi post: mmmm, bacon
Ok, I was really scared that the "propel[ling] sausages and corn dogs out of his eyesockets" thing was being done by a real, live person. Then, I was, in turn, excited and disappointed, but ultimately I was relieved.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 2:17 PM on June 30, 2008

MeFi post: ¡Atención!", "1234567890"
I introduced some friends to these around 2am on a Saturday night a few weeks back. Dimly lit house, two of us with a slight beer buzz, the other two sober. I kept playing mp3 samples until I was told "Seriously, you're scaring me. Stop!"

When listening to these, or sometimes just thinking of them, my eyes mysteriously start watering.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 9:13 AM on June 30, 2008

MeFi post: Casual Collective
I didn't intend it as a double - I checked the history and linked to the previous threads, which are closed. I wanted to put forth their newer games, particularly Attack of the Buggles. I couldn't find that linked anywhere.

If this is deleted as a double, so be it.
posted to MetaFilter by owtytrof at 12:31 PM on June 27, 2008