MeFi comment:
"How can I arrange for a bouquet of these to be sent to my ex-girlfriend?" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Who_Am_I
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Every time I hear Feist sing "1 2 3 4 tell me that you love me more" I expect the next line to be 5 6 7 8 schlemiel schmozel Hossenfeffer Incorporated"...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by evilcolonel, mrgrimm
8 days ago
Ask comment:
"At least with half and half you know what you're getting.
A funny story: My friend's father asked his wife to get some half and half for him at the grocery store. He drinks his coffee black, so she thinks "Whatever" and puts it on the..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by lukemeister
9 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Telling lies to children can be fun and effective. Once we dining on the patio of a Mexican restaurant. These two little free range hellions were running all over the place and chasing birds while their mother was obliviously having an adult..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by acid freaking on the kitty, LiliaNic, ekstasis23
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"And ass pennies is stupid, juvenile, and disgusting. No thanks." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by DU
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Young daughter: Daddy-O, what's a soul?
Daddy-O: It's a type of fish.
Evasive but not untruthful. 20+ years later, she still remembered this conversation...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by bettafish, nooneyouknow, phrontist
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Check to see that the date and time are correct on your computer." [
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favorited 22 times, recently by marble, trim17, ekstasis23, Nattie, cass, tris, Jilder, ztdavis, AD_, ErWenn, EatTheWeak, every_one_needs_a_hug_sometimes, cadge, kuujjuarapik, teleri025, zarah, typewriter, flatluigi, nzero, kidsleepy, ormondsacker, skryche
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"And BTW, I saw Jared getting lunch at Subway today. He rode up on a Segway and I said, "Hey Jared, it looks like you've put on some weight, maybe you should walk instead of riding that Segway." He gave me the finger with his robotic arm..." [
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favorited 5 times, recently by subaruwrx, ArgentCorvid, Rhaomi, Dillonlikescookies, delmoi
4 months ago
Ask comment:
"I totally agree with what Lokheed said, except that I would diversify more.
1/3 in in the US broad market iShares Russell 3000 (~3000 companies) ticker symbol IWV.
1/3 in the Vanguard FTSE all-world ex-US ETF (~2200 non-US companies) ticker symbol..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by jacob
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"There's no such thing as a perfect partner, so marrying at any age is, by definition, settling. The difference is that the later you settle, the slimmer the pickings. I'm sure I glad I married mine before someone else got her! I think she is a..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by chicainthecity, tehloki, minervous, JaySunSee
4 months ago
MeTa comment:
"Delmoi, the way you rephrased my question was an improvement, I'll give you that. But you destroyed your credibility for "avoiding improper interpretations" with "There is a big Difference between Texas and the rest of the country..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by aeschenkarnos, misha
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Tangent: When I was a kid growing up in the '70's in San Antonio, TX, there were very few Chinese restaurants. Today, of course, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one. But then a trip to a Chinese restaurant was a rare and exotic treat...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by blueberry, sebastienbailard
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"It's not the worst thing God ever let happen to Jesus." [
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favorited 16 times, recently by pravit, liza, heathergirl, wires, Espoo2, arcticwoman, headspace, pyrex, MikeKD, pots, eriko, chillmost, Abiezer, aeschenkarnos, Jpfed, ColdChef
5 months ago
MeFi post:
Three Little Vids
favorited 13 times, recently by Furie, parilous, mystyk, fiTs, pantufla, jeffburdges, bjrubble, leibniz, ALongDecember, ericost, brinkzilla, Floydd, schyler523
5 months ago
Ask comment:
"Some of the responses I see in AskMe to questions like this strike me as too laissez faire. "Relax, don't stress, if it works it works, que sera, sera."
It's true that you can't force something that isn't going to work out in the long..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Phire
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Does anyone else think that the clothes at these fashion shows are usually ugly and stupid looking even when the most attractive people wearing them?" [
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favorited 2 times, recently by tehloki, loiseau
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"If the fence IS ever built, will it be constructed by Haliburton employing illegal alien labor under a no bid contract? Plan B: Dick Cheney just shoots them in the face...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by liza
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I once worked at a medical school where human cadavers were used for the gross anatomy classes. They had a "cadaver swimming pool" where the donated bodies were left to soak in formaldehyde. Once preserved, the cadavers were fished out..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by Silly Ashles, kosher_jenny, misha, agregoli
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"The Electoral Compass tells me I am closest on the issues to Hillary Clinton. Gak, I can't stand that woman!
The political compass says I am most closely aligned with Gandhi, and the Dalai Lama. Good company!..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by panamax
5 months ago
