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MeFi post:
I Apocalypse Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
I really LOLed at this. Nice job, woj.
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun + Fun with Dick and Jane =
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun with Dick and Jane
Okay, there's porno, and then there's this.
Alien vs. Predator + Kramer vs. Kramer =
Alien Kramer vs. Kramer Predator
Staying Alive + Staying Together =
Staying Alive... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 10:46 AM on September 4, 2008
Ask post:
Is there a porn blocker that I can set up to block sites from myself
If you use FireFox, you can set up LeechBlock - it's supposed to be used to block yourself from using time-wasting sites like FaceBook or from checking your email too often, but it can block basically any site you want - even, say, Google searches for porn, and you can set up hoops (e.g. having to enter a randomly generated string of 64 characters to change the add-on's settings to slow yourself down when you feel temptation gnawing at your mouse finger.
NOM... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by WalterMitty
at 6:10 AM on July 30, 2008
MeFi post:
he could bear to wait no longer
Exacerbated by the fact that The Guardian thought it appropriate to post this in their 'Life & Health' section.
Probably because being at the wheel at the time fucked him up mentally for a while.
And there isn't really a more appropriate section, is there? I don't think Sport or Entertainment or Culture would be any better.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 10:55 PM on July 20, 2008
Ask post:
Whither thou, BookGem?
I have the small version of the Book Chair farishta mentioned. It's not very good, and one of the little legs which hold the book open came out the other day - easily replaceable, but annoying.
If you do intend to get one of these, I'd suggest getting at least the medium-sized one; the small one can't reliably handle anything bigger than a paperback without threatening to tip over at the slightest provocation.
I've been hoping for a... [more]
posted to Ask Metafilter by WalterMitty
at 6:02 PM on July 5, 2008
MeFi post:
Journal of Footballing History
Lovely. Thank you.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 12:04 PM on June 30, 2008
Looks like this is about soccer instead of football.
Them Americans are coming out of the woodwork again... wondered how long it'd take.
Nah, it's about football.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 1:10 PM on June 30, 2008
MeFi post:
Ungh!
The folks running Wimbledon have an interesting approach to raising money.
That comment was rather more interesting than the actual post. Thanks, Mutant.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 6:15 AM on June 24, 2008
MeFi post:
Gaza: The Killing Zone
Single Link Jew Tube?
Incidentally, there is actually a JewTube.com. The tagline: "Here's looking at Jew!"
No Palestine-tube though. Maybe it's because "Palestine" doesn't rhyme with "You".
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 11:37 AM on June 23, 2008
When both suppliers for both sides decide to settle this thing in a reasonable manner, then perhaps both war parties will be forced to make peace.
Hah! The way this thing's been going, if they can't find guns, missiles and rockets to shoot each other with, they'll just revert to sticks and bows & arrows and little rocks.
I'm in my twenties and I fully don't expect this conflict to ever end in my lifetime. Unless maybe one... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 11:40 AM on June 23, 2008
MeFi post:
The English Disease
chicken in the kitchen
Say that ten times really fast.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 12:24 AM on June 11, 2008
Cuisine is the most subjective thing on the planet
I'd nominate religion for that particular award. At least with cuisine, you can eat it/ touch it/ poke it with a stick.
Like in this case, the effect of the kid's extreme diet is clear: malnourishment. Give a kid a kooky religion, however, and the effects aren't always so obvious.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 1:22 AM on June 11, 2008
MeFi post:
It was this, or a million rubber duckies.
The relevance of the "thousands of happy goths" bit escapes me.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 11:49 PM on June 10, 2008
If goths were going to play in a giant ball pit, what color would they prefer those balls to be?
True - but (1) swimming and goths don't mix, and (2) that's a pretty big If.
Also, seconding the disappointment that it's really a reservoir and not an actual ball pit.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 12:41 AM on June 11, 2008
MeFi post:
Think you can do better than Congress? Prove it.
Playing this is less interesting than having one's teeth cleaned.
Indeed, the dentist often makes pithy remarks about the relevance of dental hygiene to the modern man and his ability to score.
It's an interesting concept but the execution isn't wholly satisfying.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 3:19 AM on June 10, 2008
By "interesting concept", I mean the game, not the process of teeth cleaning and aphorism-dispensing dentists.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 3:19 AM on June 10, 2008
MeTa post:
It's Quiet - Too Quiet
no MeTas for a full 7 days
Only way that's going to happen is if the internet goes down for 168 hours. If that happens $50 will be the least of our worries.
posted to MetaTalk by WalterMitty
at 5:25 PM on June 8, 2008
MeFi post:
Postcrossing
Not to be a wet blanket, but I wonder what the carbon footprint is to mail an international postcard.
Wet blankets are good things... they put out the fires fuelled by zealous postcard exchanging. And we all know FIRES CONTRIBUTE TO GLOBAL WARMING.
Unless they aren't wet enough, then they become part of the problem. It also depends on the size of the postcard-exchanging fuelled fires.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 10:33 AM on June 8, 2008
MeFi post:
A vicitm of overhunting
When the Nazis came for the communists,
I remained silent;
I was not a communist.
When they locked up the social democrats,
I remained silent;
I was not a social democrat.
When they came for the trade unionists,
I did not speak out;
I was not a trade unionist.
When they came for the Jews,
I remained silent;
I wasn't a... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 7:18 PM on June 7, 2008
So now it's "officially" extinct, but if someone sees one, Poof! It's not extinct anymore.
Reminds me of God! The required time period for not seeing God before declaring Him extinct seems to be longer than 5 years though.
Some claim to see His footprints on assorted beaches.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 7:27 PM on June 7, 2008
Do you eat seafood? If so, you might have noticed that the animals we eat today were considered bait twenty years ago. We are eating our way down the food-chain and the chowder isn't getting better when we substitute tofu and bacon bits for real fish.
Answer: Go vegetarian.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 7:51 PM on June 7, 2008
MeFi post:
Meet Adam Chodikoff, that guy who makes The Daily Show shine.
From the Daily Show wikipedia entry:
Stewart is often critical of Democratic politicians for being weak, timid, or ineffective... He has targeted them for failing to effectively stand on some issues, such as their stance on the war in Iraq.
and
"We'd make fun of something else," Stewart said, "if government suddenly became inspiring...we would be the happiest people in the... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 10:35 AM on June 7, 2008
MeFi post:
An Unforgivable Name
I'm going to forward this post to Bush.
And his daughters! And his brother as well, don't forget - they're running around marrying and giving birth and carrying on like they intend to pass on those genes.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 10:19 AM on June 6, 2008
MeFi post:
"I like to see black words on white paper rolling up in front of my gaze."
The only way to hack into an old-school typewriter is to use a hacking tool. Like an axe or a machete. You can't use a sledgehammer though it'd probably be quicker because hacking involves cutting, and hammers don't cut, they bash. And you can't use a fine cutting tool either, it has to be heavy and crude. Like an axe. Because hacking implies heaviness and crudeness. That's probably why it's secure - it's hard to hack into something with an axe and not have someone notice.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 2:57 AM on June 6, 2008
MeFi post:
UAV Sniper Drone
I read the post as, "It's an unnamed, flying nun."
Actually... me too. You know what would be cool? A flying nun with a gun.
The numerous reasons why [the XM29 OICW] failed would take an entire FPP to go through...
That is a FPP I'd totally... read. Again and again. And follow religiously.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 3:52 PM on June 2, 2008
MeFi post:
Cats 'n' Racks
Who else wants to be a cute little kitteh because of this?
*raises hand*
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 3:47 PM on June 2, 2008
MeFi post:
10th July 2003
As the posters before me have so eloquently shown, "I hope your head falls off" qualifies as one of the most useful phrases evar.
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 3:02 PM on May 31, 2008
Incidentally, does the batshitinsane tag refer to the letter-writer, the pond-destroyer or the blogger? I just think that everyone involved has a sense of humour.
As an aside, appropriate use of "batshitinsane" includes Bill O'Reilly, Birthday Celebrations for Hitler and Penis Theft Disease. A "I hope your head falls off" letter to the Destroyer of Ponds? Not so much.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 3:08 PM on May 31, 2008
Get your lawn off my brotherhood of man!
posted to MetaFilter by WalterMitty
at 7:16 AM on June 2, 2008
