MeFi comment:
"Addicted to caffeine? Pffft. If you haven't sucked cock for it, you're not addicted to it.
See, you might think you're making a joke...
I like my coffee like I like my "I like my coffee like I like my women" jokes: meta is better...." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by jessamyn
3 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Dennis Cooper, Chuck Palahniuk, and the erstwhile, ersatz JT LeRoy are armwrestling tonight to see who gets to write the novel set in this seedy underbelly of youth culture.
Gus Van Sant and Larry Clark have the second match, for the film rights...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by The Great Big Mulp
7 days ago
MeFi comment:
"This Is Just To Say
I have taken
the Jews
Communists
and trade unionists
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast.
And Niemöller
you are..." [
more]
favorited 39 times, recently by olecranon, yeti, Jofus, olya, jlbartosa, mosk, JDHarper, flashboy, adamwolf, Lord_Pall, sugarfish, nev, Huw, misha, ekstasis23, Lentrohamsanin, MikeKD, ZakDaddy, lalochezia, Mayor West, lizzicide, Skorgu, dirtynumbangelboy, Floydd, Sys Rq, bent back tulips, bookish, Kinbote, nasreddin, Xany, zippy, LiliaNic, jtron, xthlc, goatdog, The Light Fantastic, GuyZero, Grimp0teuthis, TheOnlyCoolTim
4 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Armitage, it's a complex mix; this week is Toronto Pride, and one look at the crowd will reveal many of the guys to have spent the last three months killing themselves in the gym for one weekend. That's clearly an instance of hyper-masculine..." [
more]
favorited 2 times, recently by confusionball, mer2113
Last month
MeFi comment:
"How did Helen Keller burn her ear?
Answering the iron.
*******************************************************
How do you fit four gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down...." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by jimmythefish
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"My Business Card Is A Ball Of Putty
"Submerge the putty ball in water and watch it expand to 8 inches in diameter, then heat at 80 degrees until the yellow portion cleaves off. Let cool. On the surface, you should see a faint line, which, if..." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by spaceman_spiff
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"BLAKE:
Deliver your attention unto me!
You carp and moan: some sap won't buy your spiel,
You cannot sell, you can't afford a whore;
Let's shift our talk to matters of import.
Are they all here?..." [
more]
favorited 4 times, recently by Jofus, misha, Cool Papa Bell, blasdelf
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I think it's a series of univocalics rather than a lipogram (a distinction which I only learned from reading a link in this post), but Christian Bok's (umlaut omitted, reason: sloth) Eunoia made everyone else who works with this sort of wordplay look..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by revfitz, Dr. Curare
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
""Is he gay?" asked Ziller. "I'm not, but we could fuck."
Look to Windward has probably one of his loosest plots, but some of his best passages of writing. Just finished rereading Inversions, and I'd say it would be a great..." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by axon
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Hoo boy...talk about taking all the fun out of cruising! It's like some bizarre Monty Python skit with Graham Chapman's Colonel stumbling upon two guys going at it:
Colonel: "What's going on here?"
Mr. Ipswich (Jones): "Aaah! Um......" [
more]
favorited 32 times, recently by muzzlecough, Bistle, Jilder, By The Grace of God, enkiwa, liza, MikeKD, flatluigi, Maias, itchylick, Bora Horza Gobuchul, owhydididoit, Scram, Ludi, Robert Angelo, Richard Daly, Pope Guilty, rooftop secrets, Melismata, lalochezia, mosk, misha, mannequito, takeyourmedicine, Drastic, gorgor_balabala, East Manitoba Regional Junior Kabaddi Champion '94, formless, estronaut, The Light Fantastic, vbfg, mkb
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"This is part of continuing KGB research. Poison umbrella -> radioactive martini -> hysterical cat dropped on you from 5000 feet. Comrade, they'll never see it coming!
Maybe it's just the Toxoplasmosis speaking, but this guy's a jerkoff...." [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Reverend John
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"digaman: If you're not careful, the council will take away your card.
For those not in the know: the council is the ruling body of the Homosexual Conspiracy Community. Formerly known as HOMINTERN (an Auden coinage), it's stayed current with the..." [
more]
favorited 5 times, recently by jokeefe, LiliaNic, Reverend John, Blazecock Pileon, EarBucket
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"(professional ballet dancer here)
Our pas de deux teacher showed us this at school a few years ago, with 'missile gap' overtones of, "Work harder, the Chinese are pulling ahead of us technically!" We just laughed at him.
From a..." [
more]
favorited 4 times, recently by Tapioca, Bovine Love, romakimmy, gorgor_balabala
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Eerie prefiguring: 'Because only one thing counts in this life: get them to sign on the line which is dotted.'" [
more]
favorited 1 time, recently by Artw
4 months ago
