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MeFi post: Bozo the Clown dead at 83
There has never been a more appropriate use of the "phobias" tag.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 10:32 PM on July 3, 2008

MeFi post: Nobody knows Emperors and Queens more intimately
So good. I love these in particular.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 6:27 AM on June 30, 2008

MeFi post: I've Been Saying That Shit For years
The Vogue version is fabulous, though I can't find a working version (including the one linked above . . . "We're sorry, this video is no longer available.").But this one is just disturbing. And I think the one with Rick Astley would be better if either Rick or the senator were placed off-center so you could see them both.

I would like to see one set to "Afternoon Delight." And I would especially like McCain's head to be placed atop M.C. Hammer's... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 12:44 PM on June 28, 2008
Oh, like the internets would ever fail you. Here you go.

Oh my sweet lord. It's beautiful. Thanks, miss lynster.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 5:43 PM on June 28, 2008

MeFi post: I just blue myself
Oh man. I use so many Arrested Development catchphrases in my daily life apropos of absolutely nothing, including but not limited to:

"It's tired in here,"
"And that's why you don't shout,"
"And that's why you always leave a note."
"This will shield me from the hot Mexican sun."
"These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla
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posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 9:48 AM on June 25, 2008
"Good afternoon, Bluth Company. Talk you off? Talk you off of what, Pop-pop?"
"George Michael. Oh. Hey. I thought you were . . . When's that voice going to drop?"
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 1:24 PM on June 25, 2008

MeFi post: Itchy McItchy
suprisingly interesting

Hardly surprising, considering that it is written by Atul Gawande. That man could write a book about paint drying, and I would read it. Twice.

Seconding inoculatedcities' recommendations of his essay collections.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 2:47 PM on June 24, 2008
Is there a paragraph in existence that cannot be improved by appending this text to the end of it?

Testing . . .

Elfriede B., a 72-year-old grandmother, supplemented her pension with a modest sideline in marijuana. "Oma's grass" became cool in Karlsruhe -- and led police to her door, and all the way into her brain.

He pleaded guilty yesterday to having sex with
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posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 3:12 PM on June 24, 2008

MeFi post: Spoiler Alert.
I feel dirty and violated

I saw "Signs" six years ago and I still feel dirty and violated. No more M. Night for me since then. I learned my lesson.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 10:01 PM on June 17, 2008
Marky Mark was also great in Three Kings and Invincible. And I would totally do him except that we are both in relationships with other people and also we are not acquainted.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 9:32 AM on June 18, 2008
He should direct a western nothing next to break the mold.

That's better.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 1:51 PM on June 18, 2008
*grunt and grumble meant to convey that while we accept your apology, the wound is still fresh and painful*
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 10:00 AM on June 24, 2008

MeFi post: Take a looky.
It only lets you see the first X pages... it's not much different from Amazon's "Look Inside" feature, is it?

After the first few pages of some books, there is a prompt to look at the book in its entirety (which will start you over at the book's beginning), or to move on. However, many titles allow you to browse straight through.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 8:44 AM on June 24, 2008

MeFi post: Raw umber is just the beginning...
Rat's Colour: 1518, Dull grey, worn by poor people.

That's hilariously sad.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 3:54 PM on June 20, 2008

MeFi post: Blue Collar Babies
Thank goodness my bad teenage ideas were limited to unfortunate haircuts and footwear of questionable taste. Terrible shoes don't need to be fed, clothed or educated. I did love them at the time, though.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 6:48 PM on June 19, 2008

MeFi post: R.I.P. Arizona Parking Solutions
This boot thread is way less cute than the piggy boot thread.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 4:35 AM on June 19, 2008

MeFi post: What's the problem with Yale?
I had many fine teachers during my years at Princeton, but the one I think of most often was my fortune-telling professor, a complete hag with wild gray hair, warts the size of new potatoes, the whole nine yards. She taught us to forecast the weather up to two weeks in advance, but ask for anything weightier, and you were likely to be disappointed.

The alchemy majors all wanted to know how much they'd be making after graduation. "Just give us
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posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 11:20 AM on June 18, 2008

MeFi post: zzzzzzzzzzzz
Hoot! I'm an owl.

But I wish I was a lark. My life would be at least 5 - 7% easier.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 2:10 PM on June 17, 2008

MeFi post: all the things you once tried so hard to forget…
OH GOD. Possibly the only bad thing ever about Mr. Rogers.

What was more terrifying was that she looked a lot like my babysitter.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 4:07 PM on June 12, 2008
I was always petrified of brussels sprouts.

Hey!

What about the ones that were tiny and cute?
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 8:38 PM on June 12, 2008

MeFi post: Keep the lolxtian talk to a minimum
I think we all know that time travel requires nudity.

Does that mean no glasses? If so, I would wander off a cliff within hours and die.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 10:09 AM on June 11, 2008
Latin? Bah. I know the eternal and universal language of dance. A little MC Hammer and I'd be in. Or dead. Probably dead.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 7:06 PM on June 11, 2008

MeFi post: Under His Robes
Awesome legal reasoning on page 23 (pdf).

Lawyer: Some facts are cumulative, others are hearsay. Some facts are both cumulative and hearsay.
Ramirez-Lopez: Can you say that in plain English?
Lawyer: No.

Gold, Jerry. Gold.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 6:56 PM on June 11, 2008

MeFi post: A Changing Neighborhood
This is neat. Depressing, but neat. Thanks.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 5:31 PM on June 11, 2008

MeFi post: This little piggy stayed home, no longer.
I have a very low tolerance for kitsch, but I am inexplicably delighted by animals wearing human clothing. I love them. SO. MUCH.

My SO is trying to dissuade me from adopting a puppy. He thinks that once I start dressing it in cargo shorts and and parkas and teeny tiny t-shirts, full-blown insanity will undoubtedly follow. He may be right, but I say there are worse kinds of crazy.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 7:54 AM on June 11, 2008

MeFi post: HeroWorship Filter
what
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 10:07 AM on June 9, 2008
I think this picture makes it pretty clear that Obama is not the Messiah. Ask yourself: would any self-respecting Messiah wear stone-washed mom-jeans out in public in this day and age? The answer is no, friends. The answer is no.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 10:50 AM on June 9, 2008
False. He would have taken that unfinished waffle, broken it, and given it to his aides with instructions to feed the thousands who had gathered to hear his message of hope.

And there would still be leftovers.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 3:50 AM on June 11, 2008

MeFi post: No glove boning for me.
Deep frying: gross.
Shellfish: I'll probably poison myself.
Fresh artichokes: baffling.
Anise: nasty.
Multiple days of preparation: seriously?
Fancy pan/apparatus requirement: lame.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 7:11 AM on June 10, 2008
rusty: Thank you for the instructions, but truly, that sounds like torture. I don't know why I am so reluctant to prepare artichokes at home, because I certainly enjoy eating them.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 12:52 PM on June 10, 2008

MeFi post: Where the Wild Things are
Am I the only person in America who never read Where the Wild Things Are as a child?
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 7:16 AM on June 10, 2008

MeFi post: 100 Movies/100 Days
They're more fun if you pretend they're being read aloud by Scott Hamilton, figure skater extraordinaire.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 10:28 AM on June 9, 2008

MeFi post: My advice to the graduates: Plastics.
I'm sure there was a speaker at my commencement at Pitt but I couldn't tell you who he/she was.

Seconded! But that's because I refused to attend mine. Sorry, mom.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 10:23 AM on June 9, 2008

MeFi post: Wigkitties!
Cats wearing people-inspired hair = Yes.
People wearing cat-inspired hair = No. NO!
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 2:43 PM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: Cats 'n' Racks
Personally, I'd rather look at one dopey tongue dog over any amount of boobie cats.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 1:57 PM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: You look familiar.
Yes, but which one is the evil twin?
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 2:43 AM on June 2, 2008

MeFi post: What If: Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee & Hitler had lived?
That elderly Hitler needs some mega-jowls, in my opinion.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 6:26 PM on June 1, 2008


MeFi post: Scroo Grammer. Hows Yer Speling.
Scripps can suck my dieresis.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 7:03 PM on May 30, 2008

MeFi post: Ghost Bottle: No Maintenance Required
Oh hey -- Roland Deese Productions! They sold me my sandbox in Florida a few years back. Now, where did I put my credit card?
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 5:18 PM on May 29, 2008

MeFi post: College is too expensive; but is it necessary?
Michael: Uh, Darryl will hire some kids for the warehouse. We don’t have to worry about internships with them because they definitely ain’t goin’ to college.
Darryl: What college did you go to Mike?
Michael: Let’s go!
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 12:42 AM on May 22, 2008

MeFi post: "NIXON-AGNEW", in red and in blue.
I'm loving Hughes '72 and I don't know why.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 4:31 AM on May 16, 2008

MeFi post: GATTACA
I read the post link -- in a sleepy haze -- as "genetically modified human eyebrows." Eeep.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 9:21 PM on May 13, 2008

MeFi post: Draw Yourself as a Teenager
I love these.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 10:17 AM on May 6, 2008

MeFi post: How Not to Run for Congress
What's my middle name mean?

Fake crazy or real crazy? I want to think fake, but I just can't tell.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 11:11 AM on April 25, 2008

MeFi post: Fancy a fry-up?
I have had a full English breakfast exactly once, while in Wales. Of course, that was at least a month before I received my degree, so I did not know any better.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 5:02 PM on April 18, 2008

MeFi post: What’s for Dinner? The Pollster Wants to Know
The love of stuffed crust pizza really crosses party lines, it's something America can agree on.

I hate stuffed crust pizza, as well as pizza of any sort. Am I a Communist, a terrorist, or both? Please advise.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 4:44 PM on April 18, 2008

MeFi post: Heil Hatler
I guess I'm the only one who did not see Charlie Chaplin, but rather Hitler wearing a hat (prior to reading the article). Then I felt like a dumbass. Thanks a lot, Hitler.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 12:42 PM on April 16, 2008

MeFi post: I can see clearly now, McCain is gone.
So that’s what 23/6 decided to do: hire three women with acting and singing backgrounds to create a video for Mr. McCain.

Singing... in the shower, maybe? I guess if they were trying to act like amateurs, they nailed it. Well done, ladies. Well done.
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 5:01 PM on April 14, 2008

MeFi post: Brain Cake.
Regular fondant is nasty. Is marshmallow fondant better?
posted to MetaFilter by the littlest brussels sprout at 4:56 PM on April 14, 2008