MeFi comment:
""As we send our young men and women overseas in a war zone to fight for democracy and freedoms, including freedom of the press, we've really got to have a mutually beneficial relationship here with those fighting the freedom of the press, and..." [
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favorited 4 times, recently by Greg Nog, contessa, cashman, blueberry
10 hours ago
MeFi comment:
"the colors of my soul
Oh dang. Painful flashback to college intro to poetry comp course." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Xere
2 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"Against All Odds + Jingle All the Way =
Against Jingle All the Way Odds
I have to imagine that "Jingle All the Way" odds are the odds that no matter how much time, effort, and money you put into a project, it is going to suck. (And..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by grubi, showbiz_liz
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I am really not in the mood for an October Surprise at this juncture, the least reason being that it is only the first of September." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by wastelands, monkeyx-uk
Last month
MeTa comment:
"Fellow humans aren't a burden, they are a gift.
Then I would like to re-gift the neighborhood crackhead who sings "What's Love Got to Do With It?" over and over again at the top of her lungs at 2 am.
posted to MetaFilter by stargell at..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by chronic sublime
Last month
MeTa comment:
"I check reddit throughout the day because I want something quick (since I'm at work) and fun/interesting (see man hit in crotch). I go to MeFi if I have more time on my hands and want to dig into something more intellectual.
I wonder how this..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by starbuckzero
Last month
MeFi comment:
"Uh... isn't she the model manic pixie dream girl? I think this means you're dour and romantic comedy material.
Well, they describe her manic pixie dream girl role in Garden State as a loveably eccentric little angel in the body of a smokin'-hot..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by liza
Last month
MeFi comment:
"OK, so I took the test on behalf of my S.O. and he is only worth 9 goats. (If you recall, I am worth 10. 10 goats!)
That's not a huge discrepancy. I think I can train him, to bump him up to my level. I need to develop a goat-worthiness program...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by liza
Last month
MeFi comment:
"10 goats, bitches! That's marriage material. You know, like Natalie Portman.
I wonder if my S.O. has a compatible goat ratio. What if he doesn't?! Oh man, so many awkward conversations...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by liza
Last month
MeFi comment:
"At least we can be certain that there was no "Canon in D" at this wedding, and thank God for that." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Jahaza
Last month
MeFi comment:
"I had many fine teachers during my years at Princeton, but the one I think of most often was my fortune-telling professor, a complete hag with wild gray hair, warts the size of new potatoes, the whole nine yards. She taught us to forecast the weather..." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by divabat, limeonaire, twins named Lugubrious and Salubrious, Blazecock Pileon, bitter-girl.com, JHarris
2 months ago
Ask comment:
"My tried-and-true advice for meeting romantic partners is this: volunteer work.
Wait, don't leave! Volunteering for a project that you care about is of course rewarding in and of itself, but can also be an opportunity to meet people with similar..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by 0kjosef, chicainthecity
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Is there a paragraph in existence that cannot be improved by appending this text to the end of it?
Testing . . .
Elfriede B., a 72-year-old grandmother, supplemented her pension with a modest sideline in marijuana. "Oma's grass"..." [
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favorited 12 times, recently by BlackLeotardFront, tehloki, episteborg, arcticwoman, litlnemo, Blazecock Pileon, wanderingmind, limeonaire, Nattie, flod logic, JHarris, JDHarper
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Oh man. I use so many Arrested Development catchphrases in my daily life apropos of absolutely nothing, including but not limited to:
"It's tired in here,"
"And that's why you don't shout,"
"And that's why you always..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by inqb8tr
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Rat's Colour: 1518, Dull grey, worn by poor people.
That's hilariously sad." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by papafrita
3 months ago
Ask comment:
""We all thought you were far too old to give birth, but I guess you've proved us wrong. Congratulations!"
"I would say that I'm going to miss you, but my mama raised me to tell the truth."
"So you got a promotion! How did..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by DMan
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I feel dirty and violated
I saw "Signs" six years ago and I still feel dirty and violated. No more M. Night for me since then. I learned my lesson...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by newmoistness
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I was always petrified of brussels sprouts.
Hey!
What about the ones that were tiny and cute?" [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Slarty Bartfast
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I think we all know that time travel requires nudity.
Does that mean no glasses? If so, I would wander off a cliff within hours and die." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by GaelFC
3 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I think this picture makes it pretty clear that Obama is not the Messiah. Ask yourself: would any self-respecting Messiah wear stone-washed mom-jeans out in public in this day and age? The answer is no, friends. The answer is no...." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by Orrorin, Lou Stuells, malaprohibita
3 months ago
MeTa comment:
"I remember when I could put away an entire box of Froot Loops in an afternoon but now I'm old. It takes me all day.
Really? After using the box, all you have to do is pick it up and put it back in the shelf or cupboard. I could totally do that at..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Iamtherealme, felix
4 months ago
MeTa comment:
"On a totally unrelated note, my wife is insisting on painting the dining room a color I can only refer to as "Wrath of God".
A friend of mine is employed as a chooser-of-paint-names for a paint company. I will suggest "Wrath of..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by iamabot
4 months ago
Ask comment:
"What if instead you wished them a wonderful marriage? E.g., "best wishes for a long and happy marriage," or something like that." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Dolukhanova
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Field Guide to the different species of people one can expect to encounter at opening-weekend screenings of the Sex and the City movie
I tried to watch the show once. I lasted about ten minutes...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by imperium
4 months ago
MeFi comment:
"Dennis Kucinich sings "Sixteen Tons"
Pets for Obama
Who can crack the elephant's back? Jack Kennedy can!
Have you had enough of Virginia Foxx?
Politics + music = comedy gold...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by not_on_display, liza
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"My grandfather used to tell us that he couldn't read.
I believed him for years. It was completely plausible, and I didn't want to take the chance of embarrassing him if it was true.
When I was a kid, I thought telling silly fibs to children..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by theredpen, loiseau
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"People. If you like an item on the list of "Stuff Nobody Likes," you're clearly a nobody. But don't worry. All you nobodies can be friends and eat rum raisin ice cream together at Dustin Diamond's house on Valentine's Day...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by tehloki
5 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I would like a senior citizen made of chocolate.
You just need to take an adult chocolate citizen, and melt him/her gently so that everything sags." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Blazecock Pileon, shmegegge
5 months ago
