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Massive Die-off Conspiracy Filter?
Those are not caskets. They are vaults. Caskets go in vaults. And they are not airtight. If they were airtight, they'd pop up out of the ground after the first heavy rain. Just so you know.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 6:10 PM on October 12, 2008
*rubs hands together menacingly*
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 6:22 PM on October 12, 2008
MeFi post:
Visual Comedy
I think you have to be deaf to enjoy this.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 8:37 AM on October 12, 2008
I think you have to be deaf to enjoy this.
Two cups of coffee later, I realize that this earlier comment of mine may come off as a little "douchebaggy."
Let me re-state: This comedian's performance seems to be crafted as to appeal primarily to the deaf and hearing impaired. I am unable, therefore, to appreciate it. But, good on him for finding an audience who enjoys it.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 11:12 AM on October 12, 2008
MeFi post:
Who cares?
I'm going to vote so fucking hard, I may strain a muscle in my index finger.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 3:16 PM on October 2, 2008
MeFi post:
Sleeping, dead, alone
And while the photographer admitted to being saddened (for example, the young man), I doubt her emotion could probably match that parent or family member who took their camera to the child's coffin to take that one last picture of a loved one. They took the very last opportunity available to them to take a picture to last forever, the action of someone who wasn't ready to let go.
Nowadays, you see people standing over the casket with their cell-phone,... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 6:34 AM on September 30, 2008
MeFi post:
Paul Newman is dead
"The Long, Hot Summer" and "Blaze" were both filmed in my small town. In fact, my dad (a teenager at the time) is in the scene in TLHS at the church picnic raffle. In 2003, when TCM did a retrospective on the film, I was interviewed extensively about when "Hollywood" came to town. At the time of the filming, Paul and Joanne were "dating" in secret and my grandmother took a picture of them holding hands behind the church.
Paul... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 10:11 AM on September 27, 2008
MeFi post:
Because there are more important things to do on Friday night
Nov. 5, 2008. McCain calls for a "do-over."
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 12:46 PM on September 24, 2008
"I'll tra da fand some and brang 'em to ya." Christ, that voice.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 5:56 PM on September 24, 2008
The Ferrari is our economy, and Bush is the joyriding garage attendant.
posted by emelenjr at 2:16 PM on September 25
Except that when Ferris and Cameron tried to fix it, they crashed it.
This does not bode well.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 2:56 PM on September 25, 2008
MeFi post:
PMSbuddy
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posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 7:08 PM on September 17, 2008
I'd like to say that I--in no way--endorse the site above. I merely provide it as a warning sign of the infantilism of America.
I'm ColdChef, and I have a good attitude towards menstruation.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 7:15 PM on September 17, 2008
falling to the Communists, so to speak
And one comment makes the entire thread worthwhile. Thank you.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 8:38 PM on September 17, 2008
When I was president of my local co-ed Explorer Scout Post, we kept track of the menstrual cycles of our female members so that we could plan events accordingly. Seriously.
"Tricia, do you want to go camping in October?" "Check the chart."
It started out as a joke, but when the girls found out about it, it became a real operational tool. I wish I was making this up.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 7:13 AM on September 18, 2008
MeFi post:
stop fowarding
I've brainlessly forwarded this to everyone in my address book.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 11:27 AM on September 14, 2008
MeFi post:
Do you believe in me?
We need to stop telling American children that they can "be anything" or "do anything", because sooner or later, they're going to stop and take a look at all of us adults and ask why we never were anything or did anything, and that will be an awkward moment of self-reflection, and no one wants that.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 5:41 AM on September 11, 2008
MeFi post:
A day in the park
WARNING: Slide may shrink in colder weather.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 5:47 AM on September 10, 2008
I will never look at Astro Zombie's sperm the same way again.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 8:25 AM on September 10, 2008
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Hurricanes from Outer Space!
whenever they have to use the W name, you know it won't end well.
In 2005, they went all the way through the alphabet and started over again.
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 6:19 AM on September 9, 2008
MeFi post:
The Political Scene
According to Prophecy the Messiah which the Goyim worship will reveil himself as the Anti-Christ plunging the remanence of the free world into a Satanic totalitarian one world government headed by an unaccountable extension of the UN bringing depths of exploitation and inhumane barbarity upon mankind for a millennium.
But that's just nitpicking, isn't it?
posted to MetaFilter by ColdChef
at 7:02 PM on September 7, 2008
