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"I used to find all kinds of hidden porn around the Boy Scout camp. Once, we found a copy of Hustler Letters--you know, all the dirty stories that are supposedly true? Some guy offered to buy it for three dollars, but we figured out if you tore the..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by god hates math
2 days ago
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"Purchase your WuChess account.
$48 for one year
Your account will be automatically renewed annually. You may cancel at any time for any reason. If you are not satisfied by the WuChess experience, you may cancel within the first 7 days for a..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by mitzyjalapeno
7 days ago
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"On the plus side: no in-laws!" [
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favorited 25 times, recently by tizzie, thebrokenmuse, schyler523, madamjujujive, liza, Dark Messiah, bitter-girl.com, pushing paper and bottoming chairs, donovan, Ynoxas, SuzySmith, imperium, silkygreenbelly, Blazecock Pileon, ao4047, tommasz, yhbc, mitzyjalapeno, grubi, Abbril, snsranch, snownoid, chime, chillmost, horsemuth
8 days ago
MeFi comment:
"Oh, and an opposite story: a female coworker of my wife was complaining about her spouse when she accidentally let the pronoun "she" slip, and she spent the next few minutes red-faced and sputtering, trying to backtrack what she'd said,..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by roombythelake
12 days ago
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"Also...he's eaten an ortolan? Dude....
For centuries, a rite of passage for French gourmets has been the eating of the Ortolan. These tiny birds—captured alive, force-fed, then drowned in Armagnac—were roasted whole and eaten that way, bones and..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Dillonlikescookies
2 weeks ago
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"I put the question to my fellow morticians this morning. We had over 80 years of combined experience working on this. Here's what we've come up with:
1. Get it in writing from the soon-to-be-deceased. Legal rights end at death, but it may save you..." [
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favorited 24 times, recently by sebastienbailard, Dark Messiah, Optimus Chyme
2 weeks ago
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"The film Magnolia makes many veiled references to Exodus 8:2.
Exodus 8:2 reads: "And if thou refuse to let them go, behold, I will smite all thy borders with frogs".
The numbers 8 and 2 appear throughout the film:
weather forecast:..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by stvspl
2 weeks ago
MeTa comment:
"Metafilter is like the Freebird of the Internet - devotees of its righteousness will never be open to change.
MetaFilter: Freebird of the Internet.
Now that's a tagline that desperately needs to be added to the frontpage rotation...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by scrump
3 weeks ago
MeFi comment:
"From the article: "In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, I cast out the demon of the intellect!"
Well, at least that one worked." [
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favorited 26 times, recently by mek
Last month
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"Hagee Repeats Charge that Katrina Result of Gay "Sin"
It's important to note that the "gay" areas of New Orleans were the only ones that survived dry and unharmed. Just sayin'...." [
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"September 12, 2001: nation Used 242 times
September 14, 2001: war Used 496 times" [
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"My wife, who couldn't give two shits for video games, watched King of Kong with me last week and got violently angry at Billy Mitchell during the film. Even now, a week later, she stomps around the house and shakes her head and when I ask her what..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by blueberry
Last month
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"First, let me say that I think this tactic above is absolute bullshit and those people should be ashamed of themselves for what they did to those kids.
However, FWIW, every year, around prom time, my family funeral home participates in a..." [
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Last month
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"Gold star for farishta. He has summed up all of my feelings about Obit-threads in a nutshell.
* Immediate notification without padding.
* Solemn respect.
* Helpful anecdotes.
* A bit of respectful disrespect.
* No whining about why we do this...." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by deborah, yhbc
Last month
MeFi comment:
"The firm waited a YEAR for the owners to discover the clues. Wow! I can't imagine what it was like to wait and not spoil the surprise.
This is amazing...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Rock Steady
Last month
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"I've actually been in this same situation. After Hurricane Katrina, my wife's entire family moved into our small home. I had 22 people living in our three bedroom, bath and a half home for over five weeks. And yes, patience runs out quickly.
The..." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by Liosliath, anitanita, padraigin
Last month
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"Seriously, I'm weeping like a baby reading this. This project reminds me a lot of this one about Hurricane Katrina. (this is not meant in any way to compare the two, believe me)..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Ms. Saint
Last month
MeFi comment:
"My third grade teacher, Mrs. Soop, was a Snow White during the summer. I had the hugest crush on her. She had the biggest, cutest dimples. Oh, Mrs. Soop.
Also, I've been on the backstage tour at Disney World. I've been down in the tunnels (where..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by rongorongo, JHarris
2 months ago
MeFi comment:
"I was trying to think of something funny to say here, but a quick googling led me to something far stranger. American Window Cleaner Magazine." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Dillonlikescookies
2 months ago
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"Always remember: Whenever God closes a door, he opens a window with a super-sized photo of an aging 80's pop star's vagina on it." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by echolalia67
2 months ago
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"I also bought a Wii Fit today. At least I won't be able to hang clothes from it." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by stefanie
2 months ago
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""Is this a sad tale? Well, it is sad in the same way that life is sad. We are all needy, and, if we are lucky and any good, we grow old using others and getting used up. Tears fall in our lives like leaves from a tree. Our finitude is not..." [
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2 months ago
