Man it;s hard to read the product descriptions and not hear the flopsweat they obviously want you to feel - NO NO NO YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH, NOT DOMESTIC ENOUGH, DOMESTIC IS IN, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU MISSING, EVERYONE IS GONNA LAUGH AT... [more] favorited 5 times, recently by gentian, oceanjesse, Jeanne, Rock Steady, EmpressCallipygos MetaFilter comment -
3 minutes ago
I was hoping this was going to be more compliments that sound fine at first but then slowly reveal themselves to be sinister, like Hannibal Lector complimenting your meaty calves or something.... [more] favorited 14 times, recently by aw_yiss, col_pogo, jmhodges, louche mustachio MetaFilter comment -
An hour ago
Dude, you have to work up to conjuring a fire elemental, don't raise what you can't cast out, etc, etc. [more] favorited 1 time, recently by marble MetaFilter comment -
An hour ago
MURRAY'S MONTHY CLUBS
Comparable price, better quality, and they have gift boxes at well.
Seriously Murray's Cheese Sh is my go to "ugh what do people like? Meat and cheese, have some meat and cheese from here."
Unless they're... [more] favorited 3 times, recently by rtha, payoto, Sara C. MetaFilter comment -
An hour ago
(except, presumably the little farm would produce actual milk and cheese and eggs as opposed to bizarrely shitty versions of farm products in costly wrappers)... [more] favorited 1 time, recently by gingerest MetaFilter comment -
3 ½ hours ago
God and when this does happen the jerky " why did you jump so much har har" joking that usually comes after. You wanna scream "CAUSE AN UNEXPECTED LOUD SCARY THING HAPPENED YOU JERK YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE IN THE SITUATIONAL... [more] favorited 4 times, recently by yohko, The corpse in the library MetaFilter comment -
4 ¼ hours ago
How about Google, Salesforce, Twitter, Facebook, Apple, etc, all start paying their taxes?
whoa whoa whoa, lets not get crazy here, why don't we just defund more public health projects and slash food services so they become too tired to... [more] favorited 23 times, recently by Chutzler MetaFilter comment -
4 ½ hours ago
God these food product choices are so bad, not like "this isn't worth the money." but like actively bad things I would not pay money for.
Hey W-S people, you'd save money and get better quality by just hiring me as your personal food... [more] favorited 1 time, recently by Sara C. MetaFilter comment -
Almost 6 hours ago
Look I know we all love 90 Days Of Pork but can we think about monogrammed steak searers? What message does such a thing convey? What are you saying about yourself when you want people to eat your name?... [more] favorited 1 time, recently by ifjuly MetaFilter comment -
6 ½ hours ago
It's lightly embarrassing that I know this exact thought process but taking a few boxing classes was the fastest, most fun way I've ever gotten fitter. For progress charting I tried to do my best on the Naval and FBI fitness tests every two weeks.... [more] favorited 1 time, recently by ldthomps Ask MetaFilter comment -
9 hours ago
Whiskey sampler packs can often be found around the holidays, and some of the smaller ones are reasonably priced - good if you want to try something you'd never commit a whole bottle to. (Like say, a super duper peat-y one that tastes like a bog... [more] favorited 1 time, recently by Lesser Shrew Ask MetaFilter comment -
12 hours ago
Wouldn't the scariest compliment be something like "the new rug in your bedroom really ties the room together." from a stranger? [more] favorited 2 times, recently by angrycat MetaFilter comment -
13 hours ago
You kinda have to admire the ballsyness of "Hey you know all those loose ends? Fuck em! Lets all be wandering nomads!"
A wizard God did it.... [more] favorited 5 times, recently by nicolin MetaFilter comment -
18 hours ago
The Whelk's Three New Vegas Adventures:
Banders: A charismatic medical doctor with a silver tongue. Cuts a swath toward New Vegas based on charm, persuasion, and an extensive knowledge of field limb repair. Diehard NCR through and through, turns... [more] favorited 1 time, recently by rewil MetaFilter comment -
More than 18 hours ago
Metafilter: my hapless attempt to secure a lifelike penis for my avatar [more] favorited 3 times, recently by Hicksu MetaFilter comment -
More than 18 hours ago
All the super type A folk I know who set goals and Achive Greatness and get everything they planned to get are miserable. All the people who know who dropped out to chase personal happiness are miserable. We're all sick and nobody is getting better.... [more] favorited 45 times, recently by capricorn MetaFilter comment -
As someone with a hugely sensitive and over-the-top startle response and fairly fast reflexes I'm 100% sure I would've punched him in the nose without looking.
I know because I once accidentally elbow-slammed someone in the gut who was doing... [more] favorited 2 times MetaFilter comment -
Sam Winchester totally spends time on Ask Metafilter and nobody can tell me otherwise.
You know there's an account on Ask Reddit that roleplays Sam Winchester right?... [more] favorited 5 times MetaFilter comment -
I left my salmon cake in the bed for two weeks because I was trapped in my room while I was looking for my missing cat because I suspected my partner was cheating on me. Should I eat the cat?... [more] favorited 8 times MetaTalk comment -
The line that made my British SO laugh.
"no one can no know we have this, not even our allies."
"can you imagine? Americans with access to time travel, you've seen their movies.... [more] favorited 23 times MetaFilter comment -