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Like relationship Ask Metafilter questions, only shorter
All I'm getting out of this website is that racist people are great at sex.

Being great at sex requires being something of an asshole. Seek out the pro-social justice assholes :D.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 7:50 AM on May 18, 2012

Loving You, as the Mouse Loves the Rice
I'm so confused.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 8:55 AM on April 15, 2012

Chat with the minds behind the Death Machines
As cool as it is to fund remakes and sequels through Kickstarter, there are some great original projects on there as well: The Banner Saga, FTL, The Dead Linger, and Valdis Story A.C.. There are some talented people breaking into indie development through kickstarter, and that is super great.

Less great (but still entertaining) is watching the huge failures failing. Your World (a lottery winner trying to make an MMO), Class of Heros 2 ($500,000 for a translation of a... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 10:06 AM on April 13, 2012

Crooked Timber on David Graeber
Graeber saw those stakes and wilfully raised them to a level that really surprised me.

It's worth noting that this isn't exactly a debate between equals. Graeber has had to fight to be accepted in academia, and I highly doubt that Farrell has had to deal with anything close to that. So when Farrell writes a post shitting all over Graeber's book, he's acting as a part of the establishment that Graeber has been butting heads with his entire life. So... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 5:39 PM on April 7, 2012
Most of the world's population is not anything remotely close to slaves.

If you read the rest of the book you will see a lot of examples of people who were owned by others but were given some amount of agency over their lives and protection from harm. This isn't a feature of slavery as Americans known it (where slaves are equivalent to cattle), which is something that wouldn't be tolerated most places throughout most of history. While the huge... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 10:36 AM on April 9, 2012
(women...but, apparently, they're not worth discussing)

Where is this coming from? Graeber is talking about both women and men when he talks about most of the world's people living in conditions tantamount to slavery, and one of his many criticisms of economic theory is that it doesn't take women into account. But I think you are under two wrong impressions: that women don't have any choices available to them in the third world (they have fought for... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 12:47 PM on April 9, 2012

Since apparently it is Map Day.
Chile is rocking South America.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 6:18 PM on March 28, 2012

Matt Damon Craft
i need some help processing this guys
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 10:38 AM on January 26, 2012
so the play is to make him a mockery, to pass him off as a has-been actor only worthwhile as kitsch.

it back fired. i will never not vote for matt damon.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 10:52 AM on January 26, 2012
MOAR MATT DAMON
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 11:25 AM on February 23, 2012

...alone and besieged by powerful regret for undefined mistakes and losses...
The best part, the game was profitable in less than six hours after being released.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 4:55 PM on February 15, 2012

Goodbye and good riddance
To me, the crime of child pornography is due to the crime of how it had to have been made; taking pictures that were shot innocently and re-contextualizing them in your mind to be sexual and lurid isn't, and shouldn't be, a crime.

1. You don't necessarily know how a picture was taken when you see it. Pictures taken from kid's facebook (ewwwwwwwww) may not look that dissimilar from something taken under duress (like a clothed shot in an eventually... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 7:29 PM on February 13, 2012


The words of Christians in the mouth of Christ
The author has been doing these for TWO YEARS.

TWO.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 1:24 PM on February 2, 2012

Chrykutgh5764gvhtfvkigdrf678
You know what would really suck? Cat Fax! with hourly cat fax updates.

by suck you mean BE AMAZING
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 3:40 PM on January 30, 2012

Plotto
Dat plot.

Oh my god.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 6:54 PM on January 8, 2012

Pony Creator
Friendship is Witchcraft (2,3,4 and a short) is a re-dub and remix of Friendship Is Magic episodes set in a dark alternate Equestra where friendship and magic are but a mere distraction from constant war and misery. Unlike many other series like these it's only half fandom in jokes, so non-fans may actually understand them. It also has original music! While the first one isn't bad by any measure, it doesn't start becoming amazing until episode two, so you may want to start there.... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 12:23 PM on January 4, 2012

Buncha muncha cruncha humans
NONONONO NOT CLICKING THAT LINK NOT CLICKING THAT LINK
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 5:26 PM on December 16, 2011

His thesis was about bacon. It was delicious.
Oh my heart, that's too cute.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 9:26 PM on December 13, 2011

Beers, Jocks, and Queers
But are they part of the death of gay culture?

No. The occasional terribleness of these places (I'll be sure to avoid Boxers, the comment mentioned in there is fucking awful) is something that has been in gay culture forever.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 2:15 PM on December 7, 2011


And just like that, I can read my copy of The Lusty Argonian Maid on-the-go!
I've always wondered how long it would take for one of these game designers to finally go all in and just download a few hundred books from Gutenberg and toss them in a game.

It wasn't a few hundred, but the original Deus Ex has some extremely pretentious snippets of books lying around.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 6:55 PM on November 29, 2011

horizontal democracy
Debt: The First 5,000 Years is absolute genius and everyone should read it. The business week article calls it alternate history but that isn't true at all, and I kinda think that the writer didn't know that alternate history meant fiction.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 11:37 AM on November 27, 2011
Oh, and the first link is the one everyone should click, it's a profile of Graber from Business Week (I know, hilarious) that is actually very good.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 11:44 AM on November 27, 2011

PRAISE BE TO TIA, GODDESS OF SHIT REDDIT SAYS
Warning, SRS is a whirlwind of injokes and sarcasm and may be impossible to understand. Just like the rest of Reddit.

The PRAISE BE TO TIA thing is a joke response to someone asking what the acronym TIA meant (It means "that is all") which began the worship of Tia Landry from the 90s sitcom Sister, Sister.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 1:32 PM on November 16, 2011

Sticky thing
I love you sticky thing.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 9:21 AM on October 29, 2011

An MP3 player that became your buddy
According to Ars Technica you can still use the original iPod with the latest version of iTunes, as long as you can connect a Firewire 400 cable to your computer.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 10:05 AM on October 23, 2011

YAD KCOL SPAC
DELICIOUS CONCUPISCENCE: IN TODAY'S EPISODE OF MY LITTLE PONY WE MEET A CHARACTER THAT SPEAKS IN DELICIOUS ALL CAPS.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 9:50 AM on October 22, 2011


I leave all that I own to my cat Guppy.
My machine's all "Crysis 2? No problem. Isaac? Hnnngggghhh vector/bitmap combination.. just.. too.. hard.. Even on low settings.. ack."

Fucking flash. I get that flash helped them make this game as quickly and cheaply as they did, but it does suck that something so great has to be let down by the platform it was built on. Hopefully it'll get a remake into something less awful, like VVVVVV got.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 11:47 AM on October 3, 2011
I found success lowering the resolution to 800x600 and setting the quality to Medium.

Wow, just setting the quality to Medium helped a lot. THANK YOU
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 3:04 PM on October 3, 2011
But on the other hand, I have a strong aversion to this kind of playful-blood-n-guts theming. As in, it just seriously bothers me. It doesn't make me ill, it doesn't offend me, I don't think it should be stamped out from the face of the earth. I just really really find it distasteful. It is not something I choose to spend my time trying to enjoy. Super Meat Boy was similar for me.

While I don't expect you to suddenly be okay with the theme after I... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 10:28 PM on October 3, 2011
There aren't enough meaningful choices for my liking. Even in standard roguelikes there are a lot of choices you can make to mitigate the randomness, but so much of the game seems dependent upon finding the right combination of items at the right time that I don't really feel like I'm building my character

Other than the combat, this is probably the biggest difference between this game and most roguelikes. The truth is, you aren't building your... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 10:03 PM on October 5, 2011

*crunch*
I have the most amazing urge for cool ranch chips right now and I blame you, Metafilter.

Same here, and I haven't wanted Doritos in the longest time. If the marketing department thought this idea up it's brilliant.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 10:01 AM on September 26, 2011

$2 a Word? Chump Change!
It's always a good thing when people pay a reasonable price for quality content.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 5:09 PM on September 20, 2011

Aaliyah's One in a Million - $6.99 on cassette
ALL CHORDLESS PHONES WITH ANSWERING MACHINES ON SALE
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 4:53 PM on September 19, 2011

It's full of ponies.
First episode is up on YouTube! It's really good! It's the first part of a two parter but it still feels like a complete episode! They do a good job of explaining the backstory without getting too bogged down by bring people up to speed (I does mean the main action doesn't begin until halfway through the episode, but they meter in some really good gags along the way). Go watch!
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 11:42 AM on September 17, 2011
Annd we have have a AMV style youtubery already.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 12:32 PM on September 17, 2011

Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
Is this a parody of a specific song, or just a style? Either way, I love it.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 6:40 PM on September 16, 2011


Confessions of a "Rape Cop" Juror
Pay to read? Fuggedaboutit. They can post it for free and let me block their ads.

I'm assuming that this a joke, and if it is, I salute you.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 9:30 PM on September 8, 2011

You know, for Jewish kids!
I may have only gotten three favorites for this post, but I will cherish all of them.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 8:08 PM on September 2, 2011

No good deed ever goes unpunished.
A second post has hit the front page.

You are a terrible human being!!
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 8:23 AM on September 1, 2011

Cat traps cat
Face it cats, sometimes playing in a ball can be dangerous.

Get out of there cat. That ball is for a hamster and you are not a hamster. You do not drink water from an upside down bottle or run on a little wheel. You do things that are just as pointless but different things that are for cats.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 7:14 PM on August 31, 2011

Cat wants lid to be closed
I am still waiting for the surprising twist

The twist is that, once the lid was closed, the cat OPENED IT OMG
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 12:41 PM on August 28, 2011



Hidden treasure
They are all short adventures. There is also now a Simon's Cat daily comic that isn't as good as the animated toons. It's homebased at the same newspaper that originated "Andy Capp" several hundred years ago. I fear Simon's Cat will be overextended long before it can challenge Garfield.

Hua, those actually aren't bad. Rather see that in a newspaper than Garfield.
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 6:35 PM on August 14, 2011


Dodge the thingies
Sure, this might seem kinda lame, but there is a good chance that in twenty years this exact same website will work in exactly the same way on every device imaginable, the same way that web pages from 1995 still work. YAY HTML!!
posted to MetaFilter by The Devil Tesla at 3:04 PM on August 12, 2011

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