this is why we can't have geist things.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 3:09 PM on January 5, 2007

Son, you got a panty on your head.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 10:26 PM on December 27, 2006

Speedy recovery, Logboy.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 9:40 AM on December 24, 2006

Why, there's nothing more magnanimous that breathlessly involving the state in someone else's problem without having all the facts straight. That'll work out great for everyone involved.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 12:37 AM on November 3, 2006

I'd wear all black and go as despot on Aaron Neville's face.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 9:31 AM on October 31, 2006

puns are just the lowest.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 11:27 AM on October 26, 2006

This is cool on so many levels. bravo.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 6:09 PM on September 25, 2006

Hey, large congrats monkey-people! You know what marriage means...

...that's right, organs! Many as the other person needs.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 5:19 AM on September 24, 2006

You know, I'd totally read a ReFi like it was the "how to turn off this bomb" instruction booklet included with a ticking atomic bomb. You all would. Somebody mine this silver.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 1:00 PM on September 17, 2006

Too on the nose?
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 11:17 PM on August 10, 2006

better than the lot of us put together, he is.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 5:05 PM on June 25, 2006

We have cameras.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 10:11 PM on March 16, 2006

I love it when a vigilante mob comes together.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 12:18 PM on February 10, 2006

Any man who will pose for a snapshot with a helper monkey must be capable of finding this at least as funny as I do. BAD DELETION.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 8:47 PM on September 8, 2005

I seem to remember her fantasic segment with Stephen Colbert making it.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 6:37 PM on June 26, 2005

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posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 6:24 AM on April 15, 2005

I think I'll mock what suits me, thanks. If you're going to have faith in something, then by definition you believe in something unproven, and you can't expect everyone to share or respect your delusion to the degree you'd like. I wasn't mean or attacking about it, and this isn't a chapel, no one is under any obligation to respect a certain point of view.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 4:13 PM on March 28, 2005

I submit being drunk is perfectly reasonable explanation for people trying to give a number to evil itself.

btw, just to clarify: I've been characterized as a "strident atheist" above, when I am, if I am anything, an agnostic. It's so vitally important everyone know that.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 4:51 PM on March 28, 2005

Do you believe when you go to the bathroom and squeeze the toothpaste tube that toothpaste will come out?
-you answered for me there, scarabic, and wrongly.
No, I don't "believe." I may well be out of toothpaste. I don't believe in atoms either, it's just the best idea for that concept that I've heard. If something better comes along, I'll lightly embrace that until I get something better than that concept. I judge things as they come.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 5:11 PM on March 28, 2005

All cancer, baby. Like John Wayne just before he left.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 5:18 PM on March 28, 2005

Oh hey, I missed the Screenhead shout out . Thanks, EB.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 5:19 PM on March 28, 2005

Sarah Vowell is her own kind of attractive.
You can chain me to that wall anytime.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 10:05 AM on February 23, 2005

The magic smegma.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 9:32 PM on February 15, 2005

I love it. Makes Ask infinitely more useful.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 12:10 AM on February 15, 2005

Bitchn'!
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 12:20 AM on February 11, 2005

The sideblog glances back into you.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 5:39 PM on February 2, 2005

I liked Settle.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 9:20 AM on January 6, 2005

My god... it's full of anus.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 8:32 PM on December 31, 2004

No, it's okay, I'd also love to go to your funeral.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 9:10 PM on December 29, 2004

I don't really give two farts about Keyser one way or the other, but I would like to take a moment to second guess Matt's hairstyle for him.
I mean, sure, it's neat and all, but is it "today?"
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 9:07 PM on December 29, 2004

Keep him around just for being named "Cancergiggles" say I.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 8:35 AM on December 27, 2004

AH, THE JOYS OF HIJACKING ATTENTION
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 10:40 AM on December 22, 2004

He thinks of everything.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 11:00 AM on December 22, 2004

I'll trade you a hundred and six GMail accounts for it.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 3:11 PM on December 15, 2004

Seems we have our own Indigo Child.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 5:40 PM on December 11, 2004

Ah, c'mon that was a funny post title. Surely there's a more worthy thing to kvetch about.

Of course, I really do want physical harm to come to the woman, but only because she's very ugly.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 3:24 PM on October 27, 2004

Cheeseburgers are the new civil liberties.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 9:51 PM on September 1, 2004

This fills me with joy.
And phlem. Mostly joy.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 4:57 PM on August 2, 2004

I own the rights to that. Do it and I sue.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 11:50 PM on July 20, 2004

What J-po said. Particularly as the cult threads died mainly from the completely baseless feelings of exclusion from some of our more unbalanced members. Harshed my Metabuzz in a way that still kind of puts me off this place a tiny bit.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 8:44 AM on June 16, 2004

Always knew dat eyeballkid was hella bad.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 7:14 AM on June 14, 2004

While I'm glad to see a kilt on Serenity, no real man second guesses a kilt with the sort of jeans some wee guuurl might wear.

Chicobangs is a very reassuring-looking individual.
Kinda guy you'd let take a wild swing at neurosurgery if you were broke enough.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 10:10 PM on May 31, 2004

For me it's the cartoon network or cspan2, and it's on roughly 24 hours a day.
I really need it to be in the background, even with the sound off, or I get antsy.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 5:53 PM on May 17, 2004

I didn't think of that way, _sirmissalot_ , I just had a bad reaction to seeing a product announcement on the blue.

I feel very thankful towards this site, the idea of being seen as taking advantage is horrifying.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 12:05 PM on May 12, 2004

You'll want to start drinking that paint thinner right away, then.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 12:26 PM on May 12, 2004

No, I know where you put those the instant you get them.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 12:35 PM on May 12, 2004

I would think so, liam, it's probably the most widely read site that linked to that post.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 1:56 PM on May 12, 2004

Left out of the what, now?
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 4:49 PM on May 12, 2004

666, of course.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 3:56 AM on May 13, 2004

Happy holidays.
I love you all.
Especially you, dong_resin.
posted to MetaTalk by dong_resin at 1:58 PM on December 23, 2003