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"if you're just making up birthdays, why go with one? Segregate your friends into the four groups who are least likely to bump into one and other, and give them all a separate date. Blamo-- every three months, it's cake and beer time...." [
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favorited 6 times, recently by ColdChef, sascha, lalochezia, damnjezebel, Tapioca, delmoi
3 months ago
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"If by "guitar" you mean standard pop stuff and not classical or flamenco, hell yes you can become proficient in a month. Particularly with sites like wholenote to get you through the basics like tuning. It's not a complex instrument,..." [
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4 months ago
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"A trio, but they're relatively shorter films: Rubber's Lover, Tetsuo the Iron Man, and Electric Dragon 80000v.
Monochrome, Japanese, playful with notions of becoming something else, and fun as a large bag of monkeys in a taco bell. All three use..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Lentrohamsanin
4 months ago
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"palegirl, don't you have a problem with the objectification of people, rather than the specific male objectification of women? I fail to see how it's a gender thing. Is it worse when the target is a woman, and if so, why? I don't get it.
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5 months ago
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"I can't seem to back this slang up with any sort of online reference, but I've encountered enough people in real life calling this "fruitcaking" or "getting fruitcaked...." [
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7 months ago
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Yours is the only grub what satisfies my gut-worm
favorited 11 times, recently by Xere, moss, fujiko, evariste, oxford blue, deborah, splityarn, hermitosis, fishfucker, like_neon, randomination
11 months ago
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"Greedy and harmful to the majority of the artists it "represents", greedy and litigious towards the people whose enthusiasm gives them their very lifeblood. Kill the RIAA faster.
Broadcasters, netcasters: call their bluff -- they want..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by melissa may
Last year
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"Poutine was originaly developed as an interrogation technique by the spanish inquisition, until they found it to be a little extreme, and brought it down a notch to simple testicular spikes...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by furiousthought
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"I spend Sundays listening to obnoxious music at 11 and drinking enough espresso to make my eyes stay open when I sneeze, which is just like every other day, except on Sundays I tend do it whilst driving at about 50 mph in the 30 limit zone around the..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by furiousthought
Last year
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"This is why Miss Cleo's empire has fallen.
Eventually, all the people with gas leaks will have called, and after that, you're pretty much stuck with Floridians, and only so many of us understand phones...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by furiousthought
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"I haven't read any of these, unless they're including the pop-up version of Dostoyevsky's The Brothers Karamazov, which I got six pages through.
Page seven has a pull tab that rapidly decays Father Zossima, and after decaying and re-animating him a..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by furiousthought
Last year
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"The trick isn't quietly rinsing off and re-rolling the condom, so much as it is getting the kids to believe this balloon you're selling for 3 dollars is "magic"...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by furiousthought
Last year
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"blogsophere blogsophere blogsophere blogsophere blogsophere blogsophere blogsophere blogsophere blogsophere blogsophere blogsophere Ginger blogsophere..." [
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favorited 2 times, recently by jjwiseman, interrobang
Last year
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"Sounded like tongue in cheek to me, kindall.
Besides, if we can't laugh at the unfortunate, then, what next, no laughing at rape victims? Holocaust survivors off-limits?
I don't want to live in that world. C'mon...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by grobstein
Last year
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"An old proverb says that when the gods wish to punish man, they simply answer their prayers.
I'm guessing that Mathowie's clever enough so that I'm the only one among us hearing A MIDI of The Pixies's immortal classic "Where Is My Mind"..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by cgc373
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"Lindsay Lohan - First. The single from Love Bug movie.
I don't even know how it got on my harddrive.
Leave me alone." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Matt_MP
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"Coco Chanel, William Burroughs, and Gengis Kahn.
Jesus may attend if he agrees to stay quiet and do the wine trick." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by fogster
Last year
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Yours is the only grub what satisfies my gut-worm
favorited 11 times, recently by Xere, moss, fujiko, evariste, oxford blue, deborah, splityarn, hermitosis, fishfucker, like_neon, randomination
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"I tend to think even the question of "what the kids are into nowadays" is an anachronism of the pre-internet. Stuff is simply too available for that. I recently compared tracklists with a bunch of 15 year olds: no two were alike, and we all..." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Rock Steady
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"Heh. Buckfast is why humble johnny dong resin is no longer welcome in great state of Pennsylvania, rongo.
The suggestions here continue to be fantastic...." [
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"I bought the Onkyo TX-8011 about a month ago. I really love it: has a good full sound with a fuller midrange than a lot of its brethren in the 200$ range, and it sounds as good at a very low volume as it does very loud. I paid $140...." [
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favorited 1 time, recently by OmieWise
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"I actually saw this in real life and it was brilliant: clench up your face for moment as if struggling with constipation, raise a finger as if being disturbed while on the phone, and say "Hang on... uh, nope, not yet...." [
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favorited 7 times, recently by tdreyer1, Adelwolf, good for you!, Imperfect, phatkitten, sian, jason's_planet
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"You're yelling at the clown head with the speaker in it at the drive-thru because you got some bad cheeseburgers. This is horrible, this idea." [
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favorited 3 times, recently by Brainy, Pinback, agregoli
Last year
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"I'd probably miss the bowl completely and pee all over the top of it, and then have to send flowers to apologize.
You know, like usual." [
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Two years ago
