More detail on Bush's package.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 9:15 AM on July 3, 2008

Filmed in MatJessTexvision.

Sad to see that vacapinta is some kind of second class admin. Poor dude.



i keed
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 12:20 PM on July 2, 2008

It's kind of weird, but i love that they're onto something that was totally hot and awesome a couple years back and are now getting around to exploiting it.

Well, what did you expect from Weezer? Innovation?


...oh you meant the McDonald's commercial.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 2:49 PM on June 6, 2008

Buncha cowardly dudes in that office, there.

Because the smart thing to do would have been to risk being beat over the head with a fucking CRT screen to save some fucking TPS reports.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:38 PM on June 3, 2008

"And I wish the telephone had a different sound when it was someone you didn't want to talk to."

*smacks forehead*
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 1:31 AM on June 3, 2008

I did what now?
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 1:32 AM on May 31, 2008

Must be nice to be born rich.

Yeah. Rich people are teh sux! OMG AMRIRITEEES?
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 1:02 PM on May 7, 2008

I'm a) not bemoaning the current state of music today and b) adding this to the list of reasons why.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 12:08 PM on April 30, 2008

I always thought you needed to be a member of the Bad Boy Club to buy trucknuts. However, that site doesn't ask for any proof of membership.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:51 PM on April 24, 2008

The original Muth version came with Hall of the Mountain King on a little plastic 7". I have no idea where my copy went.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:37 PM on April 24, 2008

Thanks for this. Forgot to set my DVR!
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 1:48 PM on April 24, 2008

23 totally rocks.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 10:28 AM on April 24, 2008

Unfinished Symphony is groovy.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 4:33 PM on April 23, 2008

"Dude - we shouldn't have done that acid, my hands feel like Twizzlers... oh, man, Twizzlers."

Awesome.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 3:24 PM on April 21, 2008

Aw. Salmonberries is rad.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:08 PM on April 16, 2008

I'm really not sure what everyone has against Bloodrayne. It may be the best vampire movie ever made.

Todd Kristanna Loken
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 9:35 PM on April 7, 2008

This website has left me in the realm between tears of joy and laughter and tears of the pain caused by the way it just.....looks.
posted by TheWaves at 3:44 PM on April 4 [+] [!] No other comments.

Maybe Katrina could help you learn to cope with it?
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 3:52 PM on April 4, 2008

Posts like this make the baby Jesus cry.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 7:11 PM on March 25, 2008

Suck it baby Jesus!!

Holy crap! I have a tattoo that says that!
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 7:15 PM on March 25, 2008

Into The Labyrinth! Holy crap! And Children of the Stones!!!! I had forgotten about these completely.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 10:01 AM on March 19, 2008

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posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 4:29 PM on March 18, 2008

The other one that stuck out for me was Pitchfork

Pitchfork isn't a weblog, but you are right in that there are a shit ton of popular music weblogs and the only music site listed is Popjustice (which I can honestly say I've never, ever heard of.)
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 6:32 PM on March 12, 2008

I'd get a lot of use out of that TaunTaun suit. Just imagine how much faster I'd get around in the snow.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 4:15 PM on March 12, 2008

This image documents something that has annoyed the shit out of me for the past five years. I know there are few original ideas on television, but how many fucking shows need to use this song as some kind of dramatic closing montage soundtrack? That list only goes to 2006, but I swear it's been used at least 10 times since then.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 2:55 PM on March 5, 2008

Were there the slightest description of the site I wouldn't have bothered clicking.

Totally. I read "Erotic Falconry" and thought it might have been another recipe for bacon cups or some more rants on the Democratic primaries.

Imagine my surprise.

Imagine my surprise also when they were Photoshopped! Unbelievable! I really thought I'd be looking at some genuine human on falcon action!... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 4:01 PM on February 29, 2008

jonson's previous bacon post + bacon cups + mr_crash_davis' Breakfast Martini instructions = perfect food.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 6:33 PM on February 28, 2008

Mr. Norrell would not have approved of this.

The Ladies of Grace Adieu even less so.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:51 PM on February 27, 2008

The first time I've laughed at Garfield since I was 8 years old.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:45 PM on February 26, 2008

Meh.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 11:27 AM on February 22, 2008

This is way more fun and amusing than it has any right to be.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 4:23 PM on February 21, 2008

Did someone say food porn?
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:38 PM on February 20, 2008

BRLNT indeed.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 10:11 AM on February 13, 2008

I'm pretty convinced that Ron Paul's supporters spend the day Googling "Ron Paul" just so they can comment on any website that mentions him.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:45 PM on February 12, 2008

Oh and I forgot to mention: YOU FAIL AT THE INTERNETS GET YOUR OWN BLOG FUCKWIT

or some such thing. I'm really too tired to snark effectively.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:46 PM on February 12, 2008

Never saw them. Always wished I had.

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posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:14 PM on February 12, 2008

traveller. I was the first time

I never wrote my own material.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:14 PM on February 6, 2008

Very cool.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 11:03 AM on February 6, 2008

What no grandpa petty and heatbreakers with pacemkers?

Too tired out after that RED HAWT Super Bowl performance.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 10:01 AM on February 6, 2008

Huh. Obama, pretty much dead on. Guess I'm also backing the right guy.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 1:53 PM on February 4, 2008

King Burger + bacon + fried egg.

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posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 1:28 PM on February 4, 2008

Great post. I could read these all day.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 6:06 PM on January 31, 2008

THE LORIS TARSIER SEES INTO MY SOUL.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 11:15 AM on January 30, 2008

Smash Lab is explosion-porn based on a formula created in a focus group of Mythbusters fans.

Yep.

Typical Smash Lab episode:
* Introduce experiment by showing giant explosion that will result.
* Show Smash Lab team walking down hallway in slo-mo.
* Interview team members who seem to know nothing about actual set up for experiment.
* Show team slo-mo walking on runway
*... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 1:55 PM on January 29, 2008

Decent actor. Young guy. Sad all around.

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posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 2:06 PM on January 22, 2008

Jairus: "I'm not trolling, I've just never seen so many people upset over someone I've never even peripherally observed, and it's pretty spooky."

My sentiments exactly. Well... I'd use the word 'creepy' but essentially it's the same sentiments.

Yeah, because calling posters to this thread "creepy" doesn't make you any less a trollish jackass. Isn't there an open WGA strike thread you can flood with unintelligible tripe ZachsMind?
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 3:25 PM on January 22, 2008

And somehow my italics disappear.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 3:26 PM on January 22, 2008

Holy crap this is awesome.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 1:25 PM on January 22, 2008

"FINALLY THIS ONE OLD MAN ACROSS ME STARTS SHOOTING THESE BALEFUL LOOKS AT HIS COMPATRIOTS, AND THEN ADDRESSES ME DIRECTLY: "SON, YOUR HOO-HAS ARE FLOATIN' AROUND THE POO'"

I repeat. Awesome.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 1:37 PM on January 22, 2008

as soon as someone cooler than me tells you that Justice sux for some reason.

But until that can we operate on the assumption that Justice is the shit and that any mix that starts with Sparks is pretty cool?
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 4:37 PM on January 21, 2008

Holy crap. I'm literally stuck on number 5. I keep reading and rereading it as if somehow doing so will make it freak me out less.
posted to MetaFilter by eyeballkid at 5:33 PM on January 18, 2008