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MeTa post:
Metafilter:
Once cortex was hired on, crackhead jokes just weren't as funny.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 11:42 AM on October 7, 2008
MeTa post:
methinks?
Every week I register a sock puppet account. That's one of them.
eyeballkid hates, and I have many copies. I have a plan.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 2:27 PM on October 6, 2008
GWB?
Why is it that whenever I see "GWB" I think "Guided By Voices"?
Because he is.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 7:35 PM on October 6, 2008
MeTa post:
The healing power of Mefites
My friends and I with children joke that our nightmare scenario is our kid coming home one day and telling us that they want to start shopping at Gap, and are voting Republican. I can easily see myself yelling "NOT WHILE YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF" at my kid over something like that.
What would we do baby without us? / What would we do baby without us?
And there aint no nothing we can't love each other through.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 11:23 AM on August 20, 2008
MeTa post:
fantastical
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¡!I may border all my comments like this from now on¡!
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posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 10:53 AM on August 14, 2008
MeTa post:
MetaTalk tags?
If you were going to do this right, MetaTalk tags would be created by the commenters and not the poster.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 12:59 PM on August 13, 2008
MeTa post:
Muxtape
I read "a lot of mefites muxtapes up" the same way I would read "a lot of mefites fuck shit up."
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 8:56 AM on August 13, 2008
MeTa post:
What is the story of Metafilter?
What's missing from the wiki timeline is the Kaycee Nicole story, which is what got me interested in the site.
Also, and this will appear in a future wiki update, on July 14, 2009 it will be revealed that delmoi and loquacious are actually the same person-- meaning that 64% of Mefi's total comments have been generated by one user. source: Minutes of the Cabal Meeting February 29, 2002.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 12:27 PM on August 12, 2008
MeTa post:
SLYT? WTF?
Does anyone else read it as "slit" and giggle?
No?
I'll go now.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 11:14 AM on August 4, 2008
MeTa post:
I HATE YOU ALL (EXCEPT OBAMA)
I suppose I should have something to say, but, strangely, I don't.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 11:23 AM on July 24, 2008
I...
I...
*deep breath*
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{LOQUACIOUS}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
OMG I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 12:39 PM on July 24, 2008
Wow. That felt totally wrong. I think I pulled something.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 12:40 PM on July 24, 2008
Text is likely to be stupid.
Great. Now I HATE all you fuckers again.
Thanks n00b.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 1:53 PM on July 25, 2008
Oh.
Well.
Carry on then.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 2:03 PM on July 25, 2008
MeTa post:
Some kind of weird AskMe troll?
Please y2karl. I told you at the last cabal meeting that something like this would occur someday soon. I stressed the need for an emergency plan, regular drills and a comprehensive recovery strategy should the need arise.
But noooooo you wouldn't have any of it. In fact none of you would believe me. And now that it's happened, what do you do? You try to shrug it off with a sarcastic quip.
I... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 3:03 PM on July 16, 2008
MeTa post:
MetaFilter: It is what it is
I had seen the font handwriting post before, but I didn't feel compelled to mention it in the thread. There's nothing that bugs me more on this site than people's need to interject "This is Old"* or "via bOING bOING?" into a discussion. I mean, who gives a fuck? Typically the front page is a bunch of links that most people haven't seen before. This is pretty obvious to anyone who regularly visits. So you've seen... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 9:22 AM on July 11, 2008
MeTa post:
What'd I miss?
You're going to need water. Lots of it. And dried food. Cases of beef jerky and salted nuts will do. Also, a bathroom very close (for when you can't relieve yourself in a plastic water bottle) and a comfortable chair.
Now, close any blinds/window shades/curtains you have. Lock your doors. Unplug or turn off your phones.
Once your settled in, find the date you left using the http://www.metafilter.com/daily.... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 3:03 PM on July 7, 2008
MeTa post:
We'll build our house and chop our wood
do we have enough deadites here to have a brucecampbell.metafilter.com
*raises hand*
It'd be a good place for Burn Notice posts as well. Though we'd have to cross post that to burnnotice.metafilter.com and usanetwork.metafilter.com. Hrmmm. And spiderman.metafilter.com or would that just live in samraimi.metafilter.com?
(As has been pointed out already, tags are a much better way of filtering for this... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 3:18 PM on July 3, 2008
MeTa post:
Oh shit, it's a walk-off!
I feel like I'm at my optometrist.
Which one is clearer? A or B?
A...or...B?
This one....this one?
One... or... two?
Can I see the first one again? Wait. Let's try the last set again. I DON'T KNOW. I... JUST... DON'T... KNOW.....
Actually, I do. A.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 5:11 PM on June 17, 2008
So then it's decided.
A it is.
posted to MetaTalk by eyeballkid
at 3:14 PM on June 18, 2008
