Can we start calling people Steve instead?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 4:02 PM on July 25, 2008
Very loquacious loquacious.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 4:12 PM on July 25, 2008
that's just magic
fucking magic
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 5:02 PM on July 25, 2008
After I retired, I went to the Social Security office to apply for benefits. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman I was very sorry, but I'd have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt."
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, "That silver hair on... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 2:16 PM on July 24, 2008
So if I wanted to dendrogrammically partner with a certain someone, then I should find posts that use their same tags. I am so going to post about gerbils.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 10:31 PM on July 22, 2008
Shit out of luck.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 5:52 AM on July 22, 2008
They are here too.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 4:47 PM on July 21, 2008
user 1 is pretty significant.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 7:46 PM on July 19, 2008
That just wasn't your thread, was it? You're floating in rarefied air getting two posts from the same thread deleted nine hours apart. Cabal, will you place this in the annals please?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 9:19 PM on July 17, 2008
So what did she win?
She should get the account al at no charge.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 2:27 PM on July 16, 2008
mod trickery
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 9:50 AM on July 16, 2008
Yay! Everyone at eriko's house! Thanks man.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 6:34 AM on July 14, 2008
We could make a community donation to Givewell just to let them know we forgive.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 9:06 AM on July 14, 2008
Talk about a big, red button.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 2:49 PM on July 13, 2008
Arby's has hamburgers? I'm so out of touch.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 7:50 AM on July 10, 2008
Dogs can't talk? Man, I am so out of touch.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 10:01 AM on July 10, 2008
The Puritans traveled from England to America in the early 1600s. The Puritans that founded Salem, Massachusetts left England in 1608. They had many reasons for leaving England ... mostly to “establish themselves as rightful interpreters of the word cunt independent of an inherited social and cultural order.” *
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 5:51 PM on July 9, 2008
I got a haircut.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 12:46 PM on July 7, 2008
Oh. Oh. Oh. I remember. You missed that thing with the muddy flippers and the anorexic cocktail waitress. Boy oh boy.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 7:50 PM on July 7, 2008
Or a fractured testicle?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 4:30 PM on July 7, 2008
Zombies don't have fables. They have foibles.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 12:41 PM on July 7, 2008
But will you respect us in the morning?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 7:19 AM on July 4, 2008
No I didn't.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 9:40 AM on July 4, 2008
That would still fit in one category wgp: grabbag.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 7:51 AM on June 29, 2008
MetaFilter: You can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 6:58 AM on June 25, 2008
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to hit the big red button, is that considered a hostage crisis?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 12:01 PM on June 25, 2008
It seems to me that post critique has gradually moved away from MeTa, and into the MeFi posts themselves. There are about a dozen members who feel they have been assigned the responsibility of passing judgment on nearly every MeFi post. You find them within the first ten comments in most posts on the blue.
Whether it's your favorite band sucks, or Pepsi Blue, too newsfilter or cracking snark, more and more posts are becoming polluted before they even have a chance. A lot... [more]
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 2:08 PM on June 23, 2008
Where's fold and mutilate when you need him?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 5:13 AM on June 21, 2008
I thought it might be fun for some of you old timers
Been hittin' the crack pipe again I see.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 9:51 AM on June 20, 2008
A looks better. B is more functionally useful.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 4:19 PM on June 17, 2008
My chin hit the floor. antifreez?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 1:28 PM on May 31, 2008
What measurements define toaster ovens as small, medium, large, xl?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 5:48 PM on May 30, 2008
stevefucker
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 8:56 PM on May 28, 2008
He still pops in on rare occasions, but I miss rodii.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 9:34 PM on May 28, 2008
Speak for yourself Blatcher. We morons take offense. (;
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 9:14 AM on May 26, 2008
Presto. Oh wait, he has fooled the chicken.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 8:53 PM on May 22, 2008
That's Matt and Jessamyn on the sidewalk.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 5:22 PM on May 22, 2008
Why don't you ask netbros how he manages it?
Conscious effort to participate for a change, rather than just lurk. I've received a great deal of fun, education, and advice from MeFi over the years. Time to step up.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 1:17 PM on May 22, 2008
The next section of MetaFilter: FuckMe.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 10:17 PM on May 21, 2008
Bravo. Blimey banhammer.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 12:39 PM on May 18, 2008
That is no pissfest. This is a pissfest.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 12:31 PM on May 18, 2008
So I guess you can buy as many accounts as you want to get around the one question per week rule?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 9:48 PM on May 13, 2008
for noobs
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 8:32 PM on May 4, 2008
I'd like to know what's going to be posted next year on this date.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 8:03 AM on April 30, 2008
Ah Bill, you're just being critical.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 6:22 AM on April 30, 2008
Jessowietex -- the bandaid raincoat. Condoms for safe Metafiltering.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 8:21 AM on April 28, 2008
some sort of unmutable soundtrack
gotta be smooth jazz, right?
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 6:23 AM on April 25, 2008
Holden's internet banishment by the Givewell board lasted exactly a month. Let's see how long before he's right back on the board himself in his old executive director position.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 8:29 PM on April 22, 2008
Just for the record, I am not a dick.
posted to MetaTalk by netbros at 4:11 PM on April 17, 2008
