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MeFi post: Hats of Meat
this is so november 27, 2000.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:02 PM on July 25, 2008
are you meatsperienced?
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:15 PM on July 25, 2008
stinky meat
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:18 PM on July 25, 2008
the meatrix
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:20 PM on July 25, 2008
OM NOM NOM NOM!
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:25 PM on July 25, 2008
pork the one you love.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:29 PM on July 25, 2008
she blinded me with meat science.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:31 PM on July 25, 2008
all natural meat rubs.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:34 PM on July 25, 2008
B L A B
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:37 PM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: RIP Randy Pausch
*leans to side, farts*
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 9:07 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: Love me, leave me, pay me.
*leans to side, farts*
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 8:33 AM on July 25, 2008

MeFi post: We secretly switched their operating system....
If you are running Vista on a iMac Intel then you must be using Bootcamp to fake a BIOS correct? In that case the problem is in the (Apple supplied) bootcamp code as system functions like sleep or shutdown are handled at that level.

sleep and shutdown are the most Vista-critical functions.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 6:53 PM on July 24, 2008
*whoosh*
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 6:58 PM on July 24, 2008
In the meantime, something better is coming

Microsoft: Something better is coming. No, really.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 7:29 PM on July 24, 2008

MeFi post: "We don't know whether to cry. Or laugh. Or hope to God that..."
That woman in the video needs to iron her costume next time.

that wasn't a costume. that was her skin.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 6:29 PM on July 23, 2008

MeFi post: I sense you want to plead the 5th
The scary thing is that this is India. I could understand an American court pulling this shit, but they supposedly understand and care about science there.

this is the point at which my jaw would normally have hit the ground, but, well, there's fecal matter all over the ground, and the flies are rather thick, and an urchin may step on my tongue.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 7:58 AM on July 21, 2008
here's an in-depth power point presentation that gives all the scientific details.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 8:07 AM on July 21, 2008


MeFi post: A whole new China
checked the price of china steel lately? they keep this up, they'll be putting a whole lotta people back to work over here.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 2:07 PM on July 17, 2008

MeFi post: Escaping the Amish
I guess I hate the Amish with the white hot passion of a thousand stars because they exist largely outside of the law, and outside the educational system, and their culture has some serious problems with sexual abuse and discrimination and a variety of genetic abnormalities resulting from inbreeding and so on and so forth

you must really hate Appalachia...
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 9:39 AM on July 16, 2008

MeFi post: Incest: Taboo or not taboo?
I wonder how often homosexual sibling sexual couplings occur.

well, my little brother was always a pain in the ass.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 8:46 AM on July 15, 2008

MeFi post: 530 pounds, 240 kilograms, 38 stone.
All other things being equal, fat people use more soap.

or not...
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 3:07 PM on July 14, 2008

MeFi post: science
It's been harder since they lost the jack-In-The Box.

when it comes down to the bottom I think it's just for sexual pleasure

there's a gaping hole in the other side

y'all 'er doin' this on purpose, ain't yer?
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 6:56 AM on July 14, 2008

MeFi post: Happy Birthday Metafilter!
finally. something jfrancis hasn't seen before won't ever see.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 6:40 AM on July 14, 2008

MeFi post: Caring Too Much
homophobic

offended, disgusted, morally opposed or complete lack of interest in any social problems associated with anothers choice of behavior - none of these is a phobia.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 7:23 AM on July 11, 2008
I'm sure one of these assholes would say that they were discriminated against by the manager when they were assigned other duties

yeah, like the assholes a few weeks ago that were saying they were discriminated against when they could have picked from thousands of other wedding photographers.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 7:29 AM on July 11, 2008
sotonohito said:
NO QUARTER FOR BIGOTS.

Sound vindictive? That's because it is. You don't win by being nice. You win by knocking them down and then kicking them while they're down. I want to see her, and all her evil cohorts, suffer.


then ya drag 'em behind yer pickup truck and hang 'em on a fence!

"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 1:32 PM on July 11, 2008
I got fired by a group of asshole Christians for the crime of not believing in their hate god.

no, you got fired because you didn't fit in. and you didn't. its not a difficult concept. you weren't a good fit for the job ("job", btw, includes so much more than the performance of a list of tasks). your subsequent behavior reinforces the good judgment of the decision maker - you are displaying a good deal of raw hatred, you are consciously and... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 6:05 AM on July 12, 2008
replace "gay marriage" with "interracial marriage"

apples and lawnmowers.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 9:10 AM on July 12, 2008

MeFi post: Does WALL-E demonize fat people?
does anyone actually give a fuck?
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 3:47 PM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: Good dance moves for two right feet
Post-op MTF transsexuals are women, asshole.

and minstrels were negroes.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 3:41 PM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: Just the facts Ma'am
naturalistic dialogue

on dragnet? you must be kidding!
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 5:21 AM on July 10, 2008
also: natural language comes naturally, naturalist language is buck naked, naturalistic language is wearing a skin-toned body stocking.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 5:24 AM on July 10, 2008

MeFi post: A mind dismembered: In search of the magical penis thieves
in just two weeks, i received 17,493 penises in the mail.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 4:11 PM on July 8, 2008

MeFi post: The World's First Software Engineer
SYSTEM ABEND
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 3:42 PM on July 8, 2008

MeFi post: Is this really worth a shorter sentence?
He's obviously a smart man and you would assume that smart people aren't quite so ... stupid.

psychopath or no, seems likely to me that he did not plan this. he probably strangled her in a rage and only tried to "get away with it" after the fact, scrambling to get rid of the body, hosing out the car, disposing of the seat, etc etc. most murders are crimes of passion. smart or dumb, the perp ends up scrambling to cover his tracks, usually making a mess of it.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 8:54 AM on July 8, 2008

MeFi post: Librarian with ‘McCain=Bush’ sign charged with trespassing at public campaign event.
well, you know, 9/11 changed everything. silly woman. didn't she see the buildings fall? doesn't she know muslims carry signs? i say, off to gitmo with the bitch.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 5:35 PM on July 7, 2008

MeFi post: L’shloshet yamin: “In three days you will know that evil will be defeated by justice”
matteo, having failed to grasp the entire implication of Kant, worships the feeble god of "actual scholarship".
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 6:29 AM on July 6, 2008

MeFi post: Former United States Senator Jesse Helms, 1921 - 2008.
Henceforth I'll keep my comments confined to LOLCATS threads

so, you favor the imprisonment of all verbalizations with risable felines? i expected no less out of you.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 12:41 PM on July 4, 2008
Maybe you can coonect

LOL
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 12:46 PM on July 4, 2008

MeFi post: the doggy in the window
Wait. So I'm supposed to be shocked, surprised, and stunned that a group of loonies who reject the majority of modern social and technological advances, who believe that education past 8th grade is a bad thing, who, in other words have a generally medieval mindset.

aren't you soooo proud. as if you chose your way of life following some exhaustive intellectual exploration rather than the truth: that you were born into it and then subjected to years of... [more]
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 8:13 AM on July 4, 2008
oh, and what docpops said.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 8:23 AM on July 4, 2008

MeFi post: Nation Buys Porn With Stimulus Package (no, not from the Onion)
THIS IS WHY OUR KIDS ISN'T LEARNING
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 12:17 PM on July 3, 2008

MeFi post: Who's the blond?
i'd hit it.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 6:48 AM on July 2, 2008

MeFi post: Cause Without a Rebel
bumper sticker: my ritually unclean german shepard can chew the crotch off your muslim
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 7:35 PM on July 1, 2008
bumper sticker: my ritually unclean german shepard can chew the crotch off your outraged muslim
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 7:36 PM on July 1, 2008
why do outraged muslims make me repeat myself?
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 7:37 PM on July 1, 2008

MeFi post: A new jug ships clean
clocks, guns and tubas.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 7:02 PM on June 30, 2008

MeFi post: Vote Republican, you'll get what you deserve.
well, only a moron or a mefite would vote for the anti-Christ.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 3:52 PM on June 30, 2008
the cupcake was played by angel food. she's hot.
posted to MetaFilter by quonsar at 3:57 PM on June 30, 2008