mr. loquacious:
I represent the National Association for the Abolition of Crow Predation (NAACP). We must, with all due respect, register our dismay at your remarks in metatalk 8419, in which you make reference to the egregious consumption of that... [
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favorited 2 times, recently by pullayup, loquacious
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Yesterday
has it occurred to anyone else that as time goes on the apparent main activity/function of metafilter is to investigate/question/suspect posting to metafilter? discussion/paranoia about metafilter posting/commenting generates almost as much... [
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favorited 1 time, recently by maggieb
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4 weeks ago
I mean, it's hard to tell sometimes between the oldtimers who left because the site was going to hell, and the hellbringers.
because, after all, it is absolutely critical that we are able to distinguish this.... [
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favorited 1 time, recently by QueerAngel28
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Last month
Is there a reason that we're allowing the blink tag?
BECAUSE THIS THREAD WOULD BE USELESS WITHOUT THE BLINK TAG [
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favorited 3 times, recently by rabbitrabbit
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2 months ago
two strings walk into a bar.
the first one says "i'll have a shot and a beer~3-sIcayetbk)v%k^fe;'plkjbjo+_fh%^&"
the other says "you'll have to pardon my friend, he's not null terminated.... [
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favorited 8 times, recently by bendy, supercoiled
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2 months ago
as an employer of a state legislature, i wish you'd all get back to fucking work. [
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favorited 1 time, recently by luriete
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10 months ago
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favorited 19 times, recently by winna, notashroom, mannequito, ocherdraco, TryTheTilapia, spaltavian, A dead Quaker, OmieWise, grapefruitmoon, idiomatika, LobsterMitten, Cat Pie Hurts
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10 months ago
the gaggle of screaming horse-faced brain-dead corpo-tainment-addicted droolers (including two mods) hoisting recklaw into a noose in this thread because he posted that FUCKING OWL DIES parody spoiler truly must mark the shark-leapingest meta moment... [
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favorited 4 times, recently by Tarumba
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10 months ago
i hate wikipedia. if someone hauled out the brittanica every other sentence during a conversation you'd punch his face. [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Coatlicue
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11 months ago
1. hollow out body
2. put couch inside body
3. have a seat. [
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favorited 16 times, recently by digsrus, MangyCarface, kcds, covert werewolf, stormpooper, One Second Before Awakening, balmore, mountain_william, Askiba, lorrer, Dark Messiah, foooooogasm, sir_rubixalot
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11 months ago
By taking away my voice, you are persecuting me.
no, by stabbing you in the crotch repeatedly with a fork i am persecuting you. you are an 18k'er. you are either deaf, dumb, blind and stupid, or you have not been paying attention. for years.... [
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favorited 5 times, recently by pickingupsticks
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Last year
Hats with little propellers!
my world for a metafilter hat with a little propeller on it. [
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favorited 1 time, recently by loquacious
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Last year
in my teen years, i once wandered off mentally while lying on the hood of a car doing acid and staring at a garage mounted spotlight. when i "snapped out of it" there were large blue/black "holes" in my eyesight. they wouldn't go... [
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favorited 1 time, recently by loquacious
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Last year
6 YEARS OF IMG TAGS AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED. ONE DAY SOME CLOWN AUTOMATICALLY FAVORITES HIS OWN COMMENT AND MATHOWIE ACTS LIKE GEORGE BUSH AFTER BUILDINGS FALL IN MANHATTAN. MEANWHILE THE REST OF THE FORUM WORLD GOES ON ENJOYING THIER IMG TAGS... [
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favorited 5 times, recently by furtive, mlis
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Last year
clearly, the use of idiot was an expression of frustration. people objecting to it are simply buttlickers. in my world, all comment deletion is the work of idiots, since there is no way to do it fairly, even-handedly and consistently, and actually,... [
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favorited 1 time, recently by thelastcamel
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Last year
silly kids and your hormones. love isn't something you "fall into". it's something you work hard at. now go hug your spouse and next time you see this other person at work, tell yourself to grow up.... [
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favorited 1 time, recently by sambosambo
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Last year
sheesh. just now the tv is playing jethro tull's 'thick as a brick' to try and sell me a hyundai. [
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favorited 1 time, recently by Windopaene
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Last year
Faze is a cynic and turgid dahlia is a whiner. old, fat, decrepit, piss-poor - none of that matters. attitude is all that matters. happiness is a declaration. death is a joke. laugh at it.... [
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favorited 5 times, recently by Rory Marinich, meadowlark lime
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Last year
buddo-anarchist thought for the day: q is like a slinky. not really good for anything, but it brings a smile to your face when you push him down the stairs.... [
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favorited 3 times, recently by trogdole
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Last year
those oscillating fans always creep me out. it's like they scan the room, seeking victims. [
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favorited 2 times, recently by eddydamascene
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Last year
*wrings hands*
1st draft: it was great fun. it's hard to describe. it used to call itself est. it's hard to describe. but it was worth every penny, and because i love and respect you, i am a powerful stand in the world for you to enroll.
2nd... [
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favorited 2 times, recently by Hot buttered sockpuppets, curtm
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Two years ago
Either she put up with way too much for way too long or it is all fabricated. Makes it bad for the rest of us. If OReilly is a sleazeball, call him out THE FIRST TIME.
total bullshit.
you are ignoring the fact that this is a... [
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favorited 6 times, recently by Proofs and Refutations, languagehat, nooneyouknow
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Two years ago
this is most imortant answer you will receive. it is the only true answer. all other answers will be corrupted by the desires of others to shape you into a surrogate for their own failed pusuits. listen carefully:
this is a perfect world.
listen... [
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favorited 6 times, recently by chrchr, kellygreen, balmore, furiousthought, profwhat
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Two years ago
sex sometimes happens, especially when alcohol is involved.
yeah, bank stickups sometimes happen too. and lying, cheating stealing, murder. they sometimes just happen, especially when alcohol is involved. seems like the only thing that... [
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favorited 2 times, recently by John Cohen, Hovercraft Eel
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Two years ago
How come in this country when someone quits drinking their speech degrades and they end up President while in England fifteen years of sobriety and you end up being the articulate host of a late night TV show?
there is a vast difference... [
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favorited 14 times, recently by Rory Marinich
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Two years ago
i bought my first pc in 1986. it was a leading edge brand computer with an 8088 chip and a 30 megabyte drive (gasp!). we all marvelled at the 30 megs - "that's definitely a bbs machine" said my friend. and thus was born the edge bbs. later... [
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favorited 1 time, recently by LobsterMitten
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Two years ago
three years ago i was there. i could not see anything positive anywhere. i was filled with despair and numbness. when i was convinced beyond a doubt that it could not get any worse, it did. and then, it got better. today everything is different and i... [
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favorited 7 times, recently by drmr2, sgt.serenity
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Two years ago
Any specific suggestions for him?
change his name?
ignore tv news?
get a life? [
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favorited 1 time, recently by clearly
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Two years ago
