Metafilter Character Sheet

Lurker the truly fully licensed hairstylist
sock puppet
Lurker's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They aspired to learn making a perfect pot of tea, to no success, but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They seek the villain who poisoned their town.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
9
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
6
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
16

Equipment

kimono of chutzpah
wand of protrusion

Spells

Fog Of Puzzle
Odor Daemon
Side Eye
Light Storm

Skills

punctuation
woolgathering
phrenology