Metafilter Character Sheet

Lurker the theologian
ingenue
Lurker was discovered in the wilderness, orphaned at a young age. They read a couple wikipedia pages about blockquoting but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They fear bristly things.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
7
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
3
Vivacity:
10

Equipment

+3 illustrious slipper
sugarplum of trust

Spells

Lava Tornado
General Strike
Bean Welter
Ice Ball

Skills

blockquoting
nose boop