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Lurker the broom-plant
falconer
Lurker was discovered in the wilderness, raised by wolves. They aspired to learn dot connecting, to no success, but a swindler stole the family club. They have strange dreams of a forgotten path through the haunted forest .
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

ample tights of logging out
paralyzing water balloon
+1 universal remote of beanplating
flag of forgetfulness

Spells

Cloud Of Ice
Daggers Of Puzzle
Fiend Of Electrical
Daggers Of Tedium

Skills

tumbling
punctuation
meteorology