Metafilter Character Sheet

Lurker the inexorable
stablehand
Lurker was discovered in the wilderness, raised by loving adoptive parents. They taught themselves faving but a swindler stole the family chemise . They fear one day returning to the deepest jungle.
Voracity:
7
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
6
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
14
Vivacity:
16

Equipment

shot glass of fellowship
unpleasant pair of yoga pants

Spells

Tempest Of Fire
Tedium Golem

Skills

faving
derailing
punctuation
making routine phone calls