Metafilter Character Sheet

Nonsteroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug the accursed
legitimate businessperson
Nonsteroidal Anti-Inflammatory Drug hails from a thatch-roofed peasant hut, where they were orphaned at a young age. They learned band naming from a lot of googling but a swindler stole the family birthday card. Their sole companion: a stout-hearted chameleon.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
13
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

flower pot of edification
high falutin' thunderbolt of pastiche

Spells

Poison Daggers
Joke Aura
Tempest Of Joke

Skills

deconstruction
band naming