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lesbiassparrow the minus-a-quarter
lesbiassparrow was born in a thatch-roofed peasant hut, where they were the child of loving parents. They apprenticed as a mime under a master's tutelage but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They travel with their jovial lemur.
immaculate rod of scrupulosity
+5 eel of quotation
long term silencing