Metafilter Character Sheet
bleep the ill-tempered
merchant
bleep was born in a well-lit minimalist space free of unsightly clutter, where they were orphaned at a young age. They read a couple wikipedia pages about footnoting but a swindler stole the family foam finger. They're hoping to see their nephew again.
Voracity:
33
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
6
Verbosity:
7
Vivacity:
12
Equipment
tricorner hat of schedules
communitarian pair of stilts
bandolier of illusion
pearly shot glass
Spells
Elemental Of Water
Arrows Of Grar
Water Ball
Skills
goalpost relocation
typography
slippery sliding
footnoting