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chapps the insidious
prophet
chapps hails from the game room of a down-at-heels startup , where they were orphaned at a young age. The gods cursed them with an obsession with astrolomy but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They're terrified of the water.
Voracity:
7
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
16

Equipment

delightful single horse-sized duck
wetsuit of tears
irritating super soaker of bibulosity

Spells

Daggers Of Puzzle
Earth Net
Ball Of Lava
Trolley Problem

Skills

astrolomy
making a perfect cup of coffee
hyperbole
money laundering