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Just this guy, y'know the god-like one
No one knows where Just this guy, y'know came from but they were an only child. A terrible plague decimated their village but the disappearance of their mother still haunts them. Their one weakness: salt.
lousy keffiyeh of observational comedy
gilded smock of shakespearean insults
Barrier Of Tedium
Plasma Of Magnetic