Metafilter Character Sheet

Sokka shot first of-the-heads
prescriptivist
No one knows where Sokka shot first came from but they were raised by wolves. They were entrusted with a magical buttered cat but a swindler stole the family set of cufflinks. They travel with their insatiable peahen.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
17
Vivacity:
11

Equipment

buttered cat of wit
despicable lipstick of bunking

Spells

Make Terrible Pun
Blizzard Of Water
Lava Blizzard
Fave Tempest

Skills

echolocation
latin declensions
punctuation
perambulation