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comealongpole the beer-jug
mason
comealongpole hails from the crow's nest of a mighty ship, where they were raised by wolves. A great storm destroyed their town but a swindler stole the family lead pipe. They fear one day returning to parts unknown.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
7

Equipment

analogical pajamas of dyslexia
weeping slings and arrows

Spells

Joke Cloud
Wall Of Lava

Skills

copy editing
making routine phone calls
physics