Metafilter Character Sheet
cellar door the manifest
descriptivist
cellar door was discovered in the wilderness, the child of loving parents. They taught themselves optimization but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They fear one day returning to the north, where the law is no law, where pirates pirate and rovers rove.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
uncaffeinated kimono
bitter gi
anthropocentric ballcap
Spells
Golem Of Light
Tornado Of Fire
Skills
optimization
beanplating