Metafilter Character Sheet
Katemonkey the affable
poet
No one knows where Katemonkey came from but they were the child of loving parents. A terrible plague decimated their village and they left home seeking adventure. They seek the villain who poisoned their town.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
9
Equipment
hulahoop of empathy
unpleasant vinyl record
dirk of sockpuppets
+3 precise snowflake
Spells
Cat Welter
Wall Of Cat
Storm Of Deletion
Skills
reading between lines
hypnosis
selective quoting