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billiebee the glorious
cook
No one knows where billiebee came from but they were raised by wolves. The gods cursed them with an obsession with punctuation but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. Their one weakness: hereditary monarchy.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
12
Equipment
dendritic harpoon
+2 prickly hardhat of anticipation
crocs of rejuvenation
beleaguring aol cd
Spells
Take A Moment
Foam Of Gas
Disown Television
Fire Fog
Skills
mic dropping
punctuation