Metafilter Character Sheet

ThePinkSuperhero the outlaw
squire
ThePinkSuperhero hails from a humble server farm, where they were the child of loving parents. They learned basket weaving from a Q&A forum and no one knows quite why they left home. They dream of heroic recognition.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
24
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
8

Equipment

spork of lobsters
cape of irrigation
nonchalant leotard
banded keyboard

Spells

Net Of Hug
Darkness Vision
Equivocation

Skills

fitted sheet folding
knitting
basket weaving