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jjwiseman the constable prince
jjwiseman was discovered in the wilderness, raised by loving adoptive parents. The gods cursed them with an obsession with cat-whispering but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They hope to avenge their brother's death.
singlet of good humor
zirconium chestpiece of fellowship
problematic shuriken of consternation
I Think What You're Really Asking Is
Golem Of Tedium