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chmmr the iron
pirate
chmmr's past is shrouded in mystery but they were orphaned at a young age. A dragon torched several of their friends but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They travel with their kindly old loon .
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
14
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
13
Vivacity:
7
Equipment
elastic figleaf
torn hula skirt of enlightenment values
Spells
Cute Pet Photo
Cloud Of Bile
Elemental Of Water
Argument Tornado
Skills
obfuscation
hyperbole