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culfinglin the holy
ingenue
culfinglin hails from the deepest jungle, where they were orphaned at a young age. They learned making a perfect sandwich from a sea-captain with a past and they left home seeking adventure. Their one weakness: shiny things.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
24
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
15
Vivacity:
13

Equipment

vexing xacto
potent toque of reconciliation
didactic lorgnette of good sportsmanship

Spells

Net Of Bean
Restore Crumulence
Storm Of Troll

Skills

music (non-ukelele)
rock skipping
dot connecting
making a perfect sandwich