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Pallas Athena the spider
serf
Pallas Athena's past is shrouded in mystery but they were orphaned at a young age. They aspired to learn phrenology, to no success, but the loss of their family shook them to the core. They've always wanted to visit the big city's sewer system.
Voracity:
14
Veracity:
8
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

distorted garter belt of reflection
zirconium keyboard

Spells

U Mad Bro?
Fiend Of Tedium
Earth Fog
Elemental Of Electrical

Skills

poetry
boggling