Metafilter Character Sheet
The Great Big Mulp the truly fully licensed hairstylist
veteran
The Great Big Mulp hails from the offworld colonies, where they were orphaned at a young age. A genie granted them knowledge of cataloguing but a swindler stole the family rotary phone. If fate is kind, they'll be reunited with their lost love.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
10
Equipment
gown of lobsters
animated tarot card of intimidation
weeping tricorner hat of subtweeting
Spells
Lava Miasma
Tornado Of Poison
Skills
bred-liking
cataloguing