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eclectist the memorable
constable
eclectist was born in an aerie on a windy crag, where they were raised by wolves. The villagers turned against them and they left home seeking adventure. For days, they've been followed by a irrepressible owl.
Voracity:
30
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

wand of respite
raybans of chores
weeping pair of jeggings
ethotic turtleneck of acumen

Spells

Cloud Of Grar
Hug Welter
Ray Of Schmoopy
Cone Of Fave

Skills

terraforming
flim-flam
footnoting