Metafilter Character Sheet
Sibrax the constable prince
cowpoke
No one knows where Sibrax came from but they were raised by wolves. A genie granted them knowledge of copy editing but a swindler stole the family mystery meat. Their one weakness: sleeping outdoors.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
11
Vitality:
9
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
sausage of absenteeism
fanciful beehive of synaesthesia
-1 anthropocentric tubesock
Spells
Hug Storm
Ball Of Troll
Skills
question begging
knitting
copy editing