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everybody had matching towels the impeccable
vintner
everybody had matching towels's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. They apprenticed as a vintner under a master's tutelage but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. Their one weakness: rose-petals.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
6
Velocity:
14
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
13
Equipment
caring nerf gun of illumination
squeaky hammer of laughter
Spells
Wind Fiend
Blizzard Of Fave
Arrows Of Joke
Skills
horse-whispering
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