Metafilter Character Sheet
everybody had matching towels the impeccable
everybody had matching towels's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. They apprenticed as a vintner under a master's tutelage but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. Their one weakness: rose-petals.
caring nerf gun of illumination
squeaky hammer of laughter
Blizzard Of Fave
Arrows Of Joke