Metafilter Character Sheet

lazuli the orthography typhoon
prescriptivist
lazuli has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were the child of loving parents. Their childhood home burnt down and no one knows quite why they left home. They chase the man who left them for dead.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
11
Verbosity:
12
Vivacity:
12

Equipment

feathered area rug of posting
vengeful tupperware

Spells

Fog Of Joke
Bandcamp
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Skills

free association
terraforming
punditry