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Deathalicious the queen of bees
law-keeper
Deathalicious's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They read a couple wikipedia pages about chemistry but they were chased from their village by an angry mob. For days, they've been followed by a unflagging mountain goat.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
10
Vivacity:
5
Equipment
elegant yo-yo of prestidigitation
ample frisbee
Spells
Arrows Of Ice
Trolley Problem
Skills
chemistry
mic dropping
self-deprecation
typography