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stefnet the oppressed
wordsmith
stefnet hails from a bright meadow in early summer, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. They read a couple wikipedia pages about long term silencing and no one knows quite why they left home. They have strange dreams of the deepest jungle.
Voracity:
13
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
15
Vitality:
12
Verbosity:
14
Vivacity:
7

Equipment

flaming buttered cat of approbation
oft-quoted kilt of luxury
calisthenic mittens
-1 bullish plate of beans

Spells

Butts Lol
Fiend Of Hug
Storm Of Brine

Skills

rhyming
misspelling
confabulation
long term silencing