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Happy Dave the terrible
lurker
Happy Dave's past is shrouded in mystery but they were raised by wolves. They were entrusted with a magical hackysack but the disappearance of their spouse still haunts them. They fear mirrors.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
13
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
14
Vivacity:
9

Equipment

hackysack of polygons
unbreakable kilt of joy
seismic beret
+4 steam calliope of good faith

Spells

Wall Of Lightning
Perspective Shift

Skills

tumbling
music (non-ukelele)
bird watching