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The corpse in the library the evil twin
The corpse in the library was born in a hidden cave-city, reached only by barely-visible steps carved into the canyon wall, where they were the child of loving parents. A dragon torched several of their friends but a swindler stole the family broom. Their one weakness: impoliteness.
notorious bowtie of the warm hearth
tongs of stuffing
recumbent two-handed dagger
singular wet blanket of self-linking