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Greg Nog the luxurious
warrior
Greg Nog was born in the vaulted reading room of university's ancient scrolls department, where they were orphaned at a young age. Their childhood home burnt down but they awoke one day, far from home and with no memory. They hope to retrieve a rare pantaloons.
Voracity:
10
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
10
Vitality:
5
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
14

Equipment

analogical tanktop
fave of chaos
rock hammer of interoperation
capricious cape

Spells

It's Gonna Be Okay
Earth Field
Perfume Tornado

Skills

obfuscation
horse-whispering
rhetorical jiujistu