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garlic the iron
mage
garlic was discovered in the wilderness, an only child. A great storm destroyed their town but the disappearance of their co-worker still haunts them. They search for a decent cup of coffee.
Voracity:
12
Veracity:
11
Velocity:
9
Vitality:
8
Verbosity:
8
Vivacity:
14
Equipment
peppermill of caring
weeping girdle of trust
soft pair of tighty whiteys
Spells
Toxic Vision
Argument Cone
Tornado Of Grar
Skills
buttling
locknicking
beanplating
Hamilton-quoting