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acorncup the fitzempress
rogue
acorncup has no memory of their birth place but we know that they were raised by loving adoptive parents. The villagers turned against them but the loss of their family shook them to the core. Their one weakness: heights.
Voracity:
11
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
15
Verbosity:
11
Vivacity:
8

Equipment

blackjack of elegance
tingly crocs
-1 distant self tanner of cajoling
cathartic tricorn hat of privilege

Spells

Cloud Of Fire
Daggers Of Joke
Magic Isn't Real Missile

Skills

misspelling
rules-lawyering