Metafilter Character Sheet
Secretariat the magnificent
logomancer
Secretariat hails from a disused corner of the palace library, where they were raised by loving adoptive parents. The villagers turned against them but the disappearance of their uncle still haunts them. They fear one day returning to a warm drowsy hayloft.
Voracity:
8
Veracity:
12
Velocity:
8
Vitality:
10
Verbosity:
9
Vivacity:
11
Equipment
hex wrench of posting
appalling raybans of search engine optimization
feathered selfie stick of oh snapping
trenchant camera of petulance
Spells
Golem Of Bile
Joke Ball
Befriend
Tornado Of Ice
Skills
rhyming
link-farming