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juliplease the queen of bees
street food vendor
juliplease was discovered in the wilderness, orphaned at a young age. They read a couple wikipedia pages about combativeness but they fled a forced marriage the night before the wedding. They fear one day returning to the west, where verdant sheep pastures stretch all the way to the foot of the great mountain.
Voracity:
9
Veracity:
10
Velocity:
12
Vitality:
13
Verbosity:
18
Vivacity:
14

Equipment

puce umbrella
rod of hoppitamoppita
zirconium rotary phone

Spells

Storm Of Hug
That Reminds Me Of Something Terrible
Bewilderment

Skills

posting
perambulation
combativeness
fashion sense